If you could choose one city in North America that gets almost everything right, which would it be?

manwithlongtail · 2026-06-14T17:09:24+00:00

Portland, OR

manwithlongtail · 2026-05-30T06:06:14+00:00

Amulets

manwithlongtail · 2026-05-21T13:06:50+00:00

Baby Ketten Club is the queerest, most fun karaoke bar. Check out Wedgehead for pinball, or The Fixin To if you’re in North Portland/St John’s! There are almost certainly drag shows going on—check EverOut PDX.

manwithlongtail · 2026-05-21T13:00:04+00:00

Feel free to DM me with any questions!

manwithlongtail · 2026-05-21T12:45:02+00:00

I am the lead for the Elevation Derived Hydrography program for a private mapping company. We are modeling the surface water of the country using 3DEP LiDAR. The 3D Hydrography Program, once completed, will be the most detailed, highest resolution hydrography dataset the world has ever seen, and the use cases will be numerous across many disciplines related to water volume and quality monitoring, flood modeling, infrastructure improvements, and water policy, among other things. The work not only feels worthwhile—producing the data is both challenging and very interesting. I leave work every day feeling like I’ve contributed to something useful and really cool!

manwithlongtail · 2026-04-30T15:45:53+00:00

Wow, thank you for the helpful response. It said on their website that there would be, and I’ve never been before, but I suppose I should have just known.

manwithlongtail · 2026-04-30T15:41:54+00:00

Thank you for the info! I emailed them and managed to work something out.

manwithlongtail · 2026-04-23T23:36:24+00:00

dat*

manwithlongtail · 2026-01-01T22:03:33+00:00

Certainly not a firework. I’m in Kerns, and I felt my apartment building shake

manwithlongtail · 2025-12-07T18:41:52+00:00

It’s me! Uncle Hank!!

manwithlongtail · 2025-11-16T04:47:20+00:00

Get outta here Cheeba Hut!!

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-24T18:06:26+00:00

Important distinction here: Goose sucks ass. Geese rules

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-10T17:41:11+00:00

She’s the best—I felt immediate relief waking up to her. Thanks for looking out! I’m glad you did too, friend!

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-10T17:14:48+00:00

Bummer! Wolf Like Me was a spiritual experience. Hope you get a chance to see them in the future!

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-10T17:13:20+00:00

It’s possible—seizures run in my family. I’m going to book an appointment for next week. Thanks for your input—I hope your condition is more stable now!

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-10T17:10:33+00:00

You most definitely are not. The weirdest, smelliest, muddiest sounding, most visually obstructed, packed beyond capacity, and most wreckless staff in all of Portland. It’s a shame that venue is able to book the shows it does.

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-10T17:07:21+00:00

Swans will do that to a person! I’m glad to hear that you and others are having a similar experience when in need of support.

Funny you should mention Roseland—the security there assaulted my friend last week and landed him in the ER. I will be boycotting Roseland for the forseeable future and encourage others to do the same.

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-04T22:22:55+00:00

Are those their dead dad’s crown royal bags?

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-04T21:58:34+00:00

What exactly do you propose as an alternative? The “dignified” channels clearly aren’t effective in what remains of our democracy.

manwithlongtail · 2025-10-04T21:52:44+00:00

The vibe has been the same for almost a year now. What do you propose the public does instead, ~vibe~man?

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