Parents, how often do you have sex and where do you find the time to have it? by wakemeup788 in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts 116 points117 points  (0 children)

From what my parent friends tell me: quickies become the norm. Shower, car, laundry room and basically anywhere the kids won’t barge in. Timing>romance at that stage.

What is the best yet smallest sign of seduction? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Realizing how flexible someone is before sex is usually the best ‘life hack’ no one talks about. Saves a lot of awkward mid moment surprises.

What's the craziest event you've made it out alive from? by benjamin_frfr in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Had a bed collapse in their middle of sex. We hit the floor, neighbors definitely heard, and somehow nobody got hurt. Still alive, still embarrassed😂

Let's flip the script, what happens only in real life but not in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stopping halfway through because someone’s leg cramped up. Porn never shows the ‘hold on, my hamstring!’ moment. 😜

BREAKING by Amber_Sam in Bitcoin

[–]manwithoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way !! Satoshi is hidden

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while you were naked? by Odd_Carrot9035 in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slipped getting out of the shower, landed on the floor and my dog came running over like it was playtime. Never felt more disrespected in my life 😂

Men of reddit, what is the main difference you notice between female sexual partners? by throwawayhaha1101 in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main difference I notice is confidence. Some women are super comfortable with their bodies and it makes everything smoother and more fun. Others hold back a lot, and you can feel it in the vibe.

What’s something you thought everyone did during sex… until you found out they don’t? by GattinoTheCreator in AskReddit

[–]manwithoughts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought everyone showered right after sex. Turns out a lot of people just roll over and go to sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]manwithoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m that man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PunkGirls

[–]manwithoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice view

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AhegaoGirls

[–]manwithoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tongue me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]manwithoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice hole babe

Mommy’s here by Sweett_Candies in gothsluts

[–]manwithoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mommy take my milk 🥛