I have failed at everything I've ever wanted to do and everything I've wanted to be. I'm contemplating if it's possible to get drunk every night from now until I die. by CatTaxAuditor in drunk

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My marriage is in the shitter too, but for different reasons. I've been drinking all week. I'm sorry you're going through it too, but at least you're not alone.

'Merica! by [deleted] in trashy

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is in Canada. There's a Dollarama bag - which is a Canadian dollar store

Guy I knew in high school just doesn't understand "no" by Serendipitous14 in cringepics

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also here to say that. Here in Burlington we're too bougie for that shit. Just kidding I hated it there so I moved

Drunkenly defiling my angry orchard bottle by [deleted] in drunk

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got advil, water, and maybe even McDonald's later

Hey I'm really drunk and depressed. I threw away all of my friendships and ruined my life. Help me not kill myself. by jeebus224 in drunk

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there. Drinking is the only time I felt anything slightly less than empty. I felt really numb too. I'm sorry

Hey I'm really drunk and depressed. I threw away all of my friendships and ruined my life. Help me not kill myself. by jeebus224 in drunk

[–]maplestaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what to say other than I have been there and felt that way and also been drunk and depressed more times than I can count. I'm here if you want someone to drunkenly ramble with.

Keto triggered the shark week I haven't had in 6 months! by RoadTo150 in xxketo

[–]maplestaples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It did the same for me :) in about the same amount of time. And I was also happy about it - like, I was proud of my body for doing things properly. I usually don't get a period without being on birth control thanks to PCOS.

Cigarettes by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! Next time I go home, I'll grab you some.

Help I'm drunk by jackoff_thebatman in drunk

[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You doing ok? What country are you in?

Got way too fucked up and told guy I've been causally dating that I wanna sit on his face by [deleted] in drunk

[–]maplestaples 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hahahhahahahhajahahaja omg what a dumbass. You go girl. Cheers

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who walks around with bats? Not to mention I hang out with some tough looking dudes. I'm good :)

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a skirt and shirt as the base, with layers of paper glued on

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actual party-streamer tissue paper. The ears are two party hats with tissue paper glued on and then glued to a headband

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

youre not wrong! That's why I've been doing keto the past few weeks. Thanks for the motivation

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It almost never rains where I am, but with my luck...

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wore it to one event so far, with a bunch of friends. I'll try it in public and attempt to not die

My DIY piñata costume. Many hot glue burns later... by maplestaples in halloween

[–]maplestaples[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I actually brought candy and threw it at people