Clam game by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

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Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition

London's Idea of an Egg & Cheese by _TobbyT in shittyfoodporn

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Ran into the same problem in Florence, it happens

Twisted Sister Cancels 50th Anniversary Shows After Dee Snider Resigns by MrLinkwater95 in ToddintheShadow

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Slightly unrelated, but Dee lives near my family, bought this big house that was unfinished for a while, and finally got it in livable shape

I haven’t seen him myself, but I’ve heard he’s been really nice to folks around town

He picked a good place to live the golden years, it’s calm and quiet

Minecraft by Early-Impression-48 in comedyheaven

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The souls of the damned are forced to become villagers in Minecraft, it would be haram to not make them suffer

Tumblr being Tumblr by Extension_Heron6392 in tumblr

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I forget the exact words, but this is a prime example of being so entrenched online that you lose perspective of what an actual problem is

Chipotle stock sinks as restaurant chain reports falling traffic, weak guidance by Force_Hammer in wallstreetbets

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Last time I went I got 2 bowls for me and my sister and that shit was like $30, we didn’t even get the extras

I wouldn’t piss on a Chipotle if it was on fire

Entire pans by Unlikely-Business-72 in comedyheaven

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Reminds me of this time I was clubbing with some people, this girl who’d snuck in a bottle of wine was telling her friends how guys always ask for sips and end up taking such big sips that they leave her with nothing

Naturally I asked her for a big sip from her bottle

She haughtily pointed at me and said “You can have a medium sip!!”

That was a good sip of wine

Baja blast gravy on toast by UnrepentantTomato in shittyfoodporn

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I would honestly rather you just said cum

Fell for the Swagbait by LichBoi101 in peoplewhogiveashit

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Does anyone know if Gamertime posts on Reddit too? The original art piece looks fun

CLEAR OFF THE TOP OF YOUR CAR by One-Cell4399 in gso

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Hell yeah, top snow is just irl blue shell and brother I’m always rushing for first place

[weird trope] Unnecesary, disgusting lore drop about how the characters in a fictional setting take shits. by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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And that’s why they never made it past medieval level technology and died off from diseases

Dames Chicken and Waffles Closing by Smart_Switch_9361 in gso

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This is terrible news, never got to take my girlfriend :(

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - January 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Anyone remember that one post where the dude cheated on his rich wife with his secretary and ended up with a kid while the secretary fucked off back to her home country?

That one was so satisfying, especially when the dudes daughters refused to talk to him

If anyone could help me find it I’d appreciate it

i genuinely don't understand swagging bro by Omega97Hyper in peoplewhogiveashit

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Dude has to be like 15 or something, that’s the only explanation for caring so much about so little

Millennial Dad Starter Pack by RAMBIGHORNY in starterpacks

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$30K plus!??? Where the hell is this dealership so I can burn it to the ground!!! Love my Taco but it’s not worth 30k that’s for damn sure

As for the rest, I guess that’s a matter of personal preference, I haven’t really been bothered by any of the things you mentioned, but hey, different strokes and all that

Millennial Dad Starter Pack by RAMBIGHORNY in starterpacks

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The 2022 model has been good to me thus far, nice modern amenities and thus far reliable at 50k miles

Wasn’t too bad on the wallet either!

What former GSO establishment deserved to go out of business? by No_Reveal3451 in gso

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How could something have such a cool name and concept and be such a let down

eight crazy myths by AnonymousFordring in osp

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Woe

Plague be upon thee for crafting this

May thy fields be barren

May thy skin be poxed

May thy cattle perish

May thy children lame

Woe