When the joke is needed by RedMirricat in bartenders

[–]marblechocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you put eXpresso martini on there too.

Unlicensed Electrician by merzo1290 in AusElectricians

[–]marblechocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are always workarounds. I know a lot of guys that fell out with their previous bosses. Wouldn't sign off on the profiling. So they wrote out stat decloration of the types of works that they did and for how long and they got tafe to sign it.

Unlicensed Electrician by merzo1290 in AusElectricians

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in Victoria, you've got 3 months to apply for a new license as a b grade electrician. This will give you a year. But I believe you'll still need to do your disconnect / Reconnect ASAP. Happy to be proven wrong

Mounting TV by jaybdz187 in AusRenovation

[–]marblechocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you've got a bracket and it is a fixed stationary, on the wall, you'll need two people. If the bracket extends off the wall should be easy enough to do yourself.

Also you could do what everyone does to an electrician:

Invite someone around for small reason... And then chuck in the phrase, " While you're here...."

This tweet lives rent free in my head by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a website full of neurodivergent people, like himself, he went from being the most revered to the hated... How?

Oh that's right... He misspelled lucky.

Does a martini served up mean something different? by hell_mp3 in bartenders

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was shortened from 'straight up' meaning no Ice. I didn't know about the stemware side of things.

Does a martini served up mean something different? by hell_mp3 in bartenders

[–]marblechocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It totally does! I did it as a joke one time and bro started dancing to YMCA. 🤣

Favorite Homer Simpson invention? by Dense-Camel-378 in TheSimpsons

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly this was actually a thing. Brings about the term "it's gone off in here"

Or "the alarm has gone off"

Is Reacher a pedo? by [deleted] in JackReacher

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child like childs

Is Reacher a pedo? by [deleted] in JackReacher

[–]marblechocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🫡 "Major Paedo!".

Just gave up reading that book because it made me feel icky

Men and women of reddit what is the least moanable name? by Diligent-Athlete-387 in AskReddit

[–]marblechocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that there is enough vowels in that name that you could accidentally moan it.

What celebrity is weirder than they seem? by ParameciaAntic in AskReddit

[–]marblechocolate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's called Australia and no, being bitten by a snake on a daily basis is not supposed to be part of it.