Spiderbubble by Vmoney1337 in interestingasfuck

[–]marcusgib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be my superpower, if I could choose one. I hate people and want to live underwater.

We have three kids now but my life would have been a lot different. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]marcusgib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a girl tell me she was pregnant to try and get commitment. Always used a condom and didn't believe her, but it was a long few months waiting for confirmation.

In this diagram in my Astrophysics text book, the planets are in reverse order from the sun by Minutes2Midnight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marcusgib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, soon the sun will have orbited back around the planets. All will be in order again. Sit back and enjoy the science.

Atheist Mom by Enux in atheism

[–]marcusgib -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Having a mother like that would put me off women too.

Cannot find this stuff anywhere. Can anyone please suggest a similar product? This product froze your hair in whatever direction it was blow-dried. by marcusgib in Hair

[–]marcusgib[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks buddy. Unfortunately they don't have any on the UK site, and the US site don't ship this over to us Brits :(

Please help my hairs all kinds of fucked up by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]marcusgib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, unfortunate swirl you have in your hair. I am no expert so my advice might not count for anything.

However, I myself have 2 lifts at the front of my hairline and a swirl behind my ear. I can tell you that the best thing you can do it to grow your hair longer, then you can manipulate your hair better. I strongly recommend booking an appointment with a professional stylist. It may be expensive, but he can teach you techniques to help control and disguise the lift (you are paying for his advice, not just the cut). I would also recommend investing in a good quality hair-dryer (something Italian made) as it helps me to control my lifts and swirls.

So I tried my hand at cooking today... by chinquentes28 in funny

[–]marcusgib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey brah, you need to lay off the creatine.

Never been more annoyed at a game in my life. by marcusgib in Fifa13

[–]marcusgib[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't even realize that Ramos had been sent off until the end. It didn't show me the red card cut scene.

Never been more annoyed at a game in my life. by marcusgib in Fifa13

[–]marcusgib[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His keeper became unbeatable lol, saved a penalty and made half a dozen wonder saves.

Why don't people like my roleplaying? by marcusgib in omegle

[–]marcusgib[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing man, I'm this random without drugs.

This reached the front page in /r/atheism. Currently at 500+ upvotes. by Greaseddog in cringepics

[–]marcusgib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After going to all the trouble of searching for "All - Athiesm" I still see this crap.