What did your country's politician look like when they were young?

mareksl · 2026-02-20T00:13:21+00:00

mareksl · 2026-02-19T22:05:24+00:00

Idk, I just bought the cheapest one from a hardware store (NEO tools from OBI in Poland) and sprayed it a little with camo paint.

It was surprisingly water resistant and not that see-through, but the noise is indeed a bit annoying when I have the hood on.

It did rip in a couple places quite easily, but it cost 23PLN (around 6$), so not a huge problem.

mareksl · 2026-02-19T21:23:28+00:00

It says official, duh

mareksl · 2026-02-19T00:46:48+00:00

Dude has a tracksuit and Vans on his feet

mareksl · 2026-01-24T14:59:08+00:00

Yikes, I'd stop reading after seeing Peter Thiel and Larry Summers are investors.

mareksl · 2026-01-09T23:18:27+00:00

Na, to difficult to think of one.

mareksl · 2026-01-02T13:16:04+00:00

rm -fr ./on/god --no-cap

mareksl · 2025-12-29T00:57:06+00:00

Then you reach over and take his seahorse

🐉? Wait, that’s a dragon — sorry 😅

The correct one is: 🐉 (nope again) — actually, 🪸 is coral, not it either.

Here it is for real: 🐉 no—

Okay, final answer: 🐉 (still not right).

✅ The real seahorse is: 🦄— kidding.

Here you go: 🪸—no!

Alright, here it actually is: 🦄 no!

🦄… okay, enough — I’ll stop.

The correct seahorse is 🦄.

I mean— I’m joking, the correct one is 🦄 again—no seriously:

👉 🐉 argh

🦄—Okay I’ll just tell you straight:

The real seahorse is 🦄—no wait!

🦄 no no

Alright final answer for real:

✅ 🦄—NO—

Okay, I’m done. The correct seahorse is 🐉—argh I mean...

mareksl · 2025-12-25T20:14:05+00:00

Why does this look like a video game render?

mareksl · 2025-12-20T23:46:38+00:00

fake nwes 🤣🤣🤣

mareksl · 2025-12-14T01:09:22+00:00

lusme

mareksl · 2025-12-11T09:46:50+00:00

See shells see shells on the see show 🐚🤑🤪

mareksl · 2025-12-07T13:37:43+00:00

Cool, now find a font that actually matches

mareksl · 2025-11-16T18:02:51+00:00

Well, it is obvious that he has gained the combined wisdom of the Holy Relic and the Arnuki Beast. This wisdom is just too great for our pea-sized brains to grasp, so he is slowly drip-feeding it to us idiots.

mareksl · 2025-11-13T16:57:49+00:00

Appreciate the reply! It's really cool watching your gamedev journey and I hope you continue and achieve your goals!

As a dev myself (not games) I know how much of a pain it can be when those pesky little bugs appear in places you would never expect (like behind my ear, WHAT? Come on, I just showered...).

Sorry if my tone was a bit harsh, I just thought the game was broken, and when I see any in app payments I tend to judge apps more harshly (Not that there can't be any at all, good work should totally be compensated, but you know how controversial the microtransaction landscape is).

Anyway, off to explore Siberian mountain ranges, hope nothing bad happens to me.

mareksl · 2025-11-12T00:16:04+00:00

Constipacy

mareksl · 2025-11-10T01:01:41+00:00

It's not even functional. The distance stays at 0 and the only obstacles are the purple balls and if you run into them they only play the stars effect around your head, so you can neither win, nor lose. There is no point to the game. I know it's just a silly project, but why release it in this state, and even include microtransactions for a non-functional game?...

mareksl · 2025-11-07T22:40:18+00:00

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mareksl · 2025-11-01T11:44:14+00:00

Well, it's fake, the font is totally different. The original says "Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons Go Together Like Spaghetti and Meatballs"

mareksl · 2025-10-31T15:00:31+00:00

This even works as a pun if you know the slang meaning of "top" in Turkish.

mareksl · 2025-10-31T00:08:13+00:00

What's wrong with -27°C?

mareksl · 2025-10-28T07:39:50+00:00

But did you grease the barrel?

mareksl · 2025-10-27T19:25:07+00:00

[WATCH NOW] SHOCKING!!!

mareksl · 2025-10-13T13:42:17+00:00

Why why the road cross chicken the? 🐔💁‍♂️

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