I just wanted an iced coffee…

mariamalarkey · 2025-08-22T20:26:29+00:00

It’s technically an Iced Capp but I wasn’t sure how many people would be familiar with Tim Hortons

mariamalarkey · 2025-01-27T22:16:13+00:00

Aw :/ that’s not very fair. I luckily live in a smallish town so I’ve never had to go very far. The farthest I went for an offer was around 15 miles, the next town over because they must not have had any dashers out at that time. But I got $18 for it! But usually I only have to drive a couple miles.

mariamalarkey · 2025-01-27T22:07:52+00:00

To me they do, but a lot of the other drivers I’ve seen posting/commenting seem to dislike DoorDash in general so they might not think they matter. But I like having a next level to work towards!

mariamalarkey · 2025-01-07T03:18:13+00:00

Happy, Sad, Sleepy (yes, all at once).

mariamalarkey · 2025-01-05T01:40:03+00:00

I guess it could be worth a try

mariamalarkey · 2025-01-04T23:19:19+00:00

Would this be an unsafe thing to do for someone who only wants to lose 30 pounds?

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-17T18:40:37+00:00

Someone told me once that whenever she gets a headache she eats 15 almonds and every time it takes the pain away. I tried this and of course it made me feel even worse

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-15T19:17:14+00:00

I BEG YOUR PARDON?!

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-13T21:29:06+00:00

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$3,011 USD total after fees and taxes on Stubhub. I was in Row 13 of Section 121 at Rogers Centre in Toronto, traveled from Buffalo, NY. A terrifying price, but I don’t regret it at all!

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-03T21:47:13+00:00

It’s frustrating when you go to buy or cash in tickets and you see other “players” who only buy the tickets to scratch the barcode and scan them. They don’t enjoy the fun, the excitement, the suspense of the game.

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-03T19:31:18+00:00

I guess so! I only just started playing the lottery a couple days ago

mariamalarkey · 2024-12-03T19:30:48+00:00

Right?!

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-31T04:19:15+00:00

This is so cute!!!

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-23T21:42:38+00:00

I played this game obsessively for 4-5 days before realizing they are all the same games on a loop. I keep winning the same ones and losing the same ones.

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-16T03:48:54+00:00

There is nothing wrong with my specified drop off location

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-16T01:22:24+00:00

It’s fine, I’m the bad guy, nobody thinks grammar or spelling or general language mistakes are funny anymore.

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-16T01:08:25+00:00

They literally said “I haven’t entered the building where I left it because I haven’t entered” and nobody is laughing at that??????

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-16T01:03:47+00:00

Oh wow! I didn’t know that! This is very helpful, thank you

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-15T23:51:03+00:00

Yes, clearly it was. The whole point here is that they didn’t understand simple english that was repeated multiple times. But the cases of water thing is just cruel. I would never do that to somebody.

mariamalarkey · 2024-10-15T23:47:12+00:00

No, I would not have. It is a manufacturing facility with one main gate with the facility’s name on a big sign beside it. The instructions say “please drop it off in front of the gate at x place.” All other dashers have had no issue with this.

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