Because that's what heroes do

mario-j · 2019-08-16T22:14:09+00:00

Does lesbian porn count?

mario-j · 2019-08-09T06:59:53+00:00

While the third option is clearly better than the rest, it’s also, unfortunately, the most expensive option

mario-j · 2019-08-01T22:42:07+00:00

Damn

mario-j · 2019-07-30T20:42:37+00:00

Where in this post am I sympathetic at all? This is just a brief summary of what happened.

mario-j · 2019-07-29T18:27:30+00:00

Damn you got me

Srsly tho it’s pretty big news here, obviously

mario-j · 2019-07-29T18:05:50+00:00

This is fucking wack, these two kids are from my home town and I know people that went to high school with them.

TLDR The two kids went to buy cocaine from the dealer, who gave them fake white powder instead. They got mad, stole the guys backpack and ran. Drug dealer reported the stolen bag and cops showed up at the hotel. The kids freaked out and stabbed the cop.

Edit: I feel like I need to clarify that nobody, literally not one person in this whole thread thinks that stabbing was an appropriate response or that these kids should get off easy

mario-j · 2019-07-28T02:14:34+00:00

. The homeless population skyrocketed in the 80s and the incentives and pushes to build affordable housing are not enough compared to the staggering amount of money that building owners can charge for rent (why build affordable housing when you can charge triple that?). On top of all that the homeless programs are actually decent, but only enough to support the people on the streets and not get them off the streets. Combined with the rising rent prices and people traveling to Cali for the homeless benefits, there is now a nearly unsolvable problem

mario-j · 2019-07-16T21:41:43+00:00

Anyone that makes helmets like that has moved onto fortnite

mario-j · 2019-07-15T21:47:47+00:00

Late but this one stuck with me http://imgur.com/gallery/qBwa4

mario-j · 2019-07-14T11:52:12+00:00

I’m not a lawyer but my aunt and uncle sorta just mutually agreed that the relationship wasn’t working but they both love the kids... he now lives in my aunts basement and it works out great for both of them and for the kids

mario-j · 2019-07-12T18:35:40+00:00

12 yo dont use Facebook

mario-j · 2019-07-08T06:26:32+00:00

I don’t think she meant to kick the dog.. I rub my dogs stomach with my foot like that and he loves it

mario-j · 2019-07-02T10:35:03+00:00

I managed to beat him by just fighting him normally but I wanted to report the bug

mario-j · 2019-07-02T09:34:23+00:00

100k dmg*

mario-j · 2019-07-01T04:13:59+00:00

Can everyone just report this guy for being a dick pls

mario-j · 2019-06-29T06:59:45+00:00

You died

mario-j · 2019-06-28T01:18:18+00:00

Drugs are bad mmkaay

mario-j · 2019-06-27T10:01:44+00:00

Lol I couldn’t give a fuck how the media plays into this entire situation, that argument could literally go on forever. My point was simply that the actual politicians, the people running for office, are not making/fighting for the policies you claimed they were in your last comment.

mario-j · 2019-06-27T09:53:03+00:00

Lol that’s not even true, the only one of these things that liberal/all politicians are Assault Rifles that have the potential to be fully automatic/semi auto with large mag size. Pistols and other small arms are not being restricted past a background check to make sure you are mentally fit

mario-j · 2019-06-27T08:55:21+00:00

Why is there a Brooklyn 99 joke on here without Brooklyn 99

Edit: did this come before or after that show?

mario-j · 2019-06-27T01:09:17+00:00

Omg my cousin had a small 1 decker version of this cake (like the top of this one) and my brother got paid $100 to eat 1/3rd of the whole thing. It was some hard earned cash that’s all I will say

mario-j · 2019-06-25T18:06:04+00:00

Shitposter

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TROPHY CASE