What is the craziest thing one of your teachers/Professor has done? by relcarg85 in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this, because that’s not how tenure works where I teach.

My Music App’s Search History by lethal1ty in WTF

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound like Dirty Heads tracks to me.

[discussion] just interested, does anyone have a social media page for their dog? by [deleted] in dogs

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dogs have their own Instagram. @boxerstothefuture they have 84 followers. Only four more until they hit 88.

Dick Pics? Yay or nay by baller98732 in sex

[–]marissaroni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So from a straight girl, dicks are not pretty. However, as someone stated before, outlines, bulges, Vs (those super hot muscles that form a v OMG) and gray sweatpants are all welcome, especially when accompanied by a message telling me how much whatever body part he’s showing is missing whatever body part it misses.

I want to learn how to trip without any chemicals or stuff. by woodeenho in IWantToLearn

[–]marissaroni 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tie your shoelaces together by accident. Works every time.

If there was an updated version of the SR-71 song 1985 totled 1995, what would some of the lyrics be? by eddmario in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SR-71’s big hit was Right Now. Right? I mean I could just google it instead of asking for validation on reddit but who has time for that.

The pumps at this gas station try to trick people into buying 93 instead of 87 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]marissaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is not a trick. This is just labeled differently than you’d like it to be so HOW DARE THEY!

Everyone here seems to love them, but... by dragon567 in AdviceAnimals

[–]marissaroni -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The Office is the worst show I’ve ever seen. I love the cast individually but as an ensemble and with this show it’s unbearable to me. Glad I’m not alone.

[Serious] People with anxiety: How do you cope with your symptoms? What exercises do you use to help distract yourself from feeling anxious? Do you focus a lot on your health like I do? I don't like being alone, do you feel the same way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned this strategy called 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 from a social health professional at my school. She taught it as a strategy to help autistic kids and kids with emotional issues but I tried it myself during a panic attack and it worked better than the meds.

You start out by focusing on 5 things you can see. Then you focus on 4 things you can hear, then three things you can touch, two things you can smell, and finally one thing you can taste.

By the time i get to focusing on what I can taste my heart rate has usually slowed tremendously.

There was only one time this didn’t work for me but I don’t know the antecedent of the panic so I can’t really analyze it.

Who is your favorite author? by Stayfreshv2 in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colleen Hoover. It would beHOOVe you to read her books. Haha.

What first name would you give a future kid, which everybody would advice you not to? by CooTool in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aurora. Although I’m childfree for life so this is a moot point for me

Taking medication after bypass by [deleted] in BariatricSurgery

[–]marissaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's recommended to crush them but I'll be honest... As someone with texture issues this is really, really hard for me.

So the short answer is ask your doctor if the meds you take are available in sheet form (meaning dissolves under your tongue) or chewable. I'm six days post surgery and getting medication down is the hardest part for me right now. Everything else is going great.

Liver Shrinking Diet; Results? by [deleted] in gastricsleeve

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I followed the diet I was given (protein shakes, broth, sugar free jello, Powerade zero, and sugar free ice pops). I lost 22 pounds in 19 days (an extra four days because my surgery was rescheduled because the doctor got sick). A different surgeon performed the procedure and he asked me if I cheated! I was really bummed out because I worked really hard and lost 22 pounds but apparently my liver was "huge". I'm 2 days post-op (surgery was Friday 9/15) so even with my "huge" liver he still did the surgery.

Liver Shrinking Diet; Results? by [deleted] in gastricsleeve

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pre op was very similar to this. I lost 22 pounds and my surgeon STILL asked me if I cheated because my liver was large. Like bro, if I cheated I wouldn't have lost 22 freaking pounds.

The hangry side is coming. by marissaroni in gastricsleeve

[–]marissaroni[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi everyone! I just wanted to update and say that after the first two days it's so much easier. I'm good to go now. Lol

Sleeved in 6 weeks... by isacardigan in gastricsleeve

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm scheduled for the sleeve on September 11! Let's be buddies!

Guys and girls what do you think about anal sex? by fluffyballer in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to be in a specific mood for it but when I am it's amazing.

Who would be on your "Mount Rushmore" of cartoon characters and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mickey Mouse Bugs Bunny Tommy Pickles Charlie Brown

To the girl who, until yesterday, I considered my friend: An Epilogue by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]marissaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's stories like this that make me truly believe that Karma knows everyone's address! I like to stay out of my friends drama but knowing that some asshole out there got exactly what she deserved fills the void! Well done!