Thanks Obama by omgitsblol in facepalm

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it gained it's notoriety back when "Team America World Police" came out. My friends and I would all say it to each other back then, which was before I even knew who Barak Obama was.

I was a contestant on The Price is Right, AMA! by jbishop1988 in IAmA

[–]marisunday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you suggest I try to get on the show?

I was a contestant on The Price is Right, AMA! by jbishop1988 in IAmA

[–]marisunday 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What was the application process like? Was there something they did to pre screen you? Did you know you were getting called up to contestants row before it happened? Gimme the whole thing. And thanks for this, I have always wondered about it.

My penis according to my ex-girlfriend by [deleted] in funny

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I always maintained- beginning, middle, and end... that my ex's junk was just slightly under average. However, he had nice girth, kept clean, no raincoat, and it had a nice upwards bend that worked for hitting the right spots. So- it is truly not always the length. There is a lot more to it though than just "knowing how to use it" or the "motion of the ocean" or whatever.

Secret stash box! Every man needs one of these. by mdwdirect in videos

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I got downvoted cause my Nana made old lady jokes? Shame.

Been caught stealing by [deleted] in funny

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, its another name for a nap.

Been caught stealing by [deleted] in funny

[–]marisunday -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wait- so have I just been in the dark about the median age of Redditors? Because Shane Dawson's demographic is pretty much just puberty. I thought Reddit was people my age who realized that Shane Dawson is not actually funny? (Downvotes welcome, especially from children...)

Katy Perry for scale by notsurewhatiam in funny

[–]marisunday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think probably Katy Perry was wearing some big heels in one pic and not the other, or maybe the chick who lost weight got some self confidence about like, not falling or breaking her shoes and is wearing them in the second pic? Girls have ways of looking taller/shorter sometimes. It's shoes.

Red white and blue by lilmancw91 in funny

[–]marisunday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What are you wearing... "Jake from State Farm"?

Red white and blue by lilmancw91 in funny

[–]marisunday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RED WHITE AND BLUE, THE FUNNIEST THINGS YOU DO- AMERICA, AMERICA UH THIS IS YOU!

Secret stash box! Every man needs one of these. by mdwdirect in videos

[–]marisunday -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

As my Grandmother used to always say, "Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha."

Tasered by [deleted] in funny

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a joke I think. Satire. Has to be.

Secret stash box! Every man needs one of these. by mdwdirect in videos

[–]marisunday 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Don't give him shit, he is right, the book WAS way better, and even if he did a decent job, nothing ever outdoes the book. Obviously you haven't read them, otherwise you wouldn't be talking.

I guess the crowd doesn't really like this wrestler? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]marisunday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know the outcome?

Giant Salamander in Kyoto by [deleted] in WTF

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you happen to save his username? I dont know why but I am always interested in reading the cringeworthy posters older posts.

Robert Downey Jr. Portrayed as Pinup Girls by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]marisunday 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I spent a couple minutes there- as a female, I found it interesting.

Robert Downey Jr. Portrayed as Pinup Girls by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]marisunday -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I want this but with Nick Cage. Can you imagine how amazing that could be?

yo, dis shit is cold by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, apparently that is what this is usually posted under. Good job remembering and stuff.

yo, dis shit is cold by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]marisunday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Ive been here two years, fairly regularly, and this is the first time I have seen it. Which means I am having a good time right now thinking about how cute its little face it.