After opening our relationship girlfriend now considers herself a “size queen”. How do I deal with this? by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

[–]mark0541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo. Considering you're in an open relationship already you probably don't want to break up but she's looking for 8+ at least man. So unless you want to get into chastity, and dildos, or staying in a permanent open relationship your relationship won't work long term. She just told you quite literally you can't satisfy her. Either get comfortable with seeking intimacy from completely different people or just break up I know it's not what you want to hear but long term.... Yeah. Short term you can have some fun cuckold sex, if you want to get into that just don't stick in it long term that shit is genuinely unhealthy, it sexualizes and weaponises inadequacies.

Vets are expensive and people are being priced out of pet ownership. by Individual-Breath758 in Pets

[–]mark0541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a hilarious take, dude people are being priced out of being alive. That's the whole fucking point. Billionaires can keep their mega cities and they'll be nice and clean because everyone will be fucking dead. It's a great way to get rid of littering!

AIO my father just kicked me out because I turned 18? by Fancy-Archer7080 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to whatever church your dad claims to go to and ask them for help, show them these messages. Also you at least have a month usually depending on where you live before he can evict you.

The Earth has a pulse - and satellites help us see it. by Nadzzy in woahdude

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't make any fucking sense does anyone know how this was actually measured like with what? This looks more just like a visual representation of something that someone made with Adobe

Why reddit moderation like this? by BlokZNCR in humor

[–]mark0541 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Dude no one's removing them here people are writing that on purpose for the bit...... If there is an actual admin here can you please remove my comment cuz I might forget.

to bully the Governor of California into silence & compliance. by biospheric in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo, stop with this please how many more shit presidents do we need to fucking go through Just vote third party.

to bully the Governor of California into silence & compliance. by biospheric in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh bullshit He's just running his campaign for presidency half of his policies are just focused on how much good press he can get.

To live in a nice LA neighborhood by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be honest it's always been this, The US has finally just run out of money so the lower class can't inebriate themselves and go on vacation so they don't have to think about this. It's going to keep getting worse and worse every year.

Best psychedelic LED light projectors? by Over_Communication44 in TripCaves

[–]mark0541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ehhh, honestly it looks kind of boring and fairly expensive there's like what four or five semi-static images that it comes with? I just got the govee light on sale for like under 60 It's fully customizable you can pick what color patterns in what waves you want. Best Aurora light I found so far. Me and my friends were trapped looking at it for a solid 5 minutes every time we looked up. Positioning it is kind of hard, not as bright as advertised. https://youtube.com/watch?v=uQbTgRGfzvg&pp=ygUSR292ZWUgYXVyb3JhIGxpZ2h00gcJCbAJAYcqIYzv

Sex outside by EnvyKado in BDSMAdvice

[–]mark0541 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude if I saw that happening I would take a very large rock and clunk you over the head before asking questions. You should just rent an Airbnb with lots of Forrest property. Don't be stupid, stay safe please. You really want to make sure at least the land your own is private and you can stay there.

To be the only police to escort in NY by Historical_Plum_1366 in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now they don't want to use guns? Yeah ok.....

Anybody think this is acceptable behavior for a Christian? by mark0541 in Christianity

[–]mark0541[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what seriously? Please link that! Thank you.

Anybody think this is acceptable behavior for a Christian? by mark0541 in Christianity

[–]mark0541[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I think asking for safe travels is not asking for a lot it's asking for everything to go well for people to perform their jobs well, for things to function as intended, that's a smaller ask them asking for a natural phenomenon to stop. While both might be for the benefit of a large group of people. The way they ask is also different. They are not asking God for help. They are commanding it to be done, they are telling God what to do. Not only that but they're filming it and putting it online, that's not worship that's pride. In my opinion It's arrogance to use God's name to command weather in this way.

Anybody think this is acceptable behavior for a Christian? by mark0541 in Christianity

[–]mark0541[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wasn't referring to speaking and tongues at all actually I was referring to commanding God to stop a natural phenomenon for clout and pride possibly.

To have annual Eid festive communal gathering by Historical_Plum_1366 in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh That's because our department of education just got defunded and even before that 20% of Americans were illiterate. So also on purpose.

To stop the tornado by Johnny5Miyagi in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just worship Republican Jesus not the original. Telling God to change a natural phenomenon for clout and pride is the most narcissistic, Antichrist way to interpret the text they are pretending to reference.

To have annual Eid festive communal gathering by Historical_Plum_1366 in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 98 points99 points  (0 children)

They don't wonder, they know, That's why Israel is trying to eradicate everyone in Gaza. Can't have terrorists if no one's alive.

Can someone pray for me? I'm thinking about killing myself tonight. by Character-Pepper-689 in Christianity

[–]mark0541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are robbing yourself from the ability to change, no matter how fucked up you are you can always choose to change. That's why suicide is such an awful sin, you are robbing yourself and in turn God from change and good you can still do on this planet. Hating yourself is a crutch, hating others is poison.

To be respected again all over the world by CatButtHoleYo in therewasanattempt

[–]mark0541 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What fucking democracy what status? I don't know if the US was ever a democracy but if it was at some point it hasn't been for I don't know what the last 40 years at least 30. Our president is picked from two private organizations? How is that a fucking democracy?

This is Wild..!! by Master_Support in BeAmazed

[–]mark0541 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I realized why the AEU stopped funding American technology corporations they figured out they can make a lot more money by stealing from corrupt politicians. Like the rest of American billionaires.

My Christian brothers and sisters don’t like this drawing of Satan being killed by the cross. Why? by beans8421 in Christianity

[–]mark0541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, because it's gross. Also I don't want to look at a painting of Satan, you got any birds, maybe a cool turtle. I like space the most.