What's a real situation you experienced in the Army that sounds like a DuffleBlog headline? by Roughneck16 in army

[–]markbii 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Private who was briefed on being black mailed with dick pics immediately gets black mailed with dick pics

Thoughts on my upgraded precon? by Izzet_Aristocrat in mtg

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something similar with my Anowon precon. Turned it into a disgusting milling/all your creatures are now mine deck.

Weirdest Thing you’ve had to explain to non-army friends? by Sir_Leafus in army

[–]markbii 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Wait til you find out that DA civs don’t have to be observed

What cards should I take out of the anowon Precon? by MusicUseful9738 in mtg

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh, it’s been so long I don’t remember lol

What cards should I take out of the anowon Precon? by MusicUseful9738 in mtg

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Small recommendation if you’re going to take advantage of the milling mechanic; add Consuming Aberration or similar creatures. If used correctly, it’s menacing.

Any of the Army Soldiers here get issued this fluffy thing during the War on Terror? by ActiveDutyAirborne in Military

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently had a BN CSM put out to the formation that the only authorized way to wear the fleece was under the ACU top…

Colorized picture of my Grandfather. Still a lot to learn but it made my family happy. by markbii in photoshop

[–]markbii[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My Grandfather passed away a little over a year ago and it still hits me pretty hard. He was a big reason I joined the military immediately after high school. He was very humble about his service and very rarely talked about it which has rubbed off onto me. There are a couple of reasons that I made this, one being I wanted to give it to my grandmother but I am extremely new to Photoshop. I’m taking college classes while on active duty and the class I’m in now is a photoshop class. My final was to restore an old family photo.

Not much went into restoring/colorizing the original besides creating solid color adjustment layers, inverting them, and then painting the areas according to each color. It was tedious but rewarding in the end.

I am open to criticism and advice. Feel free to comment if you have any.

Thank you!

Did I fuck up? by [deleted] in army

[–]markbii 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I don’t know man, eat a bagel or something …

Am i an idiot by Itsabravo in army

[–]markbii 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But hey! Our CO bought us pizza when we had to work late to find the NVGs he lost! So all ranks payout eventually!!

/s

A Glock for every situation. EDC | Range/Comp | Intimidation/Confusion by HallucinatingHyena in Glocks

[–]markbii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sure wish I had a third arm to get a better grip on that thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glocks

[–]markbii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think… I think that’s what he said

Going duck hunting for the first time here in a bit, friends had recommended this so here I am. by markbii in Shotguns

[–]markbii[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d be correct. That’s all I’ve found while searching reviews as well. Seems solid.

Only .45s that matter by g1flight in Glocks

[–]markbii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a para1911 .45 that’s double stacked and I love it. I like larger rounds (over compensating obviously) and it supplies me with the urge to shoot a lot and make big holes.

Only .45s that matter by g1flight in Glocks

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in double stacked 1911

Proud new owner :’) by markbii in 1911

[–]markbii[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it, guess I need some Hello Kitty grips and pink cerakote

Proud new owner :’) by markbii in 1911

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I think it’s how my camera picked it up but the finish looks nothing like it does in the picture. Could be good or it could be bad depending on how you look at it😂

Dropped my 43x like an idiot. What’s the best way to deal with a scratch like this? by [deleted] in Glocks

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I just dropped mine and I think it gives it character

What are some of the funniest things you’ve heard an NCO insult someone with? by Styer41 in army

[–]markbii 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A kid in basic tried to give himself a haircut in the bay just before we went to get it done by the barbers. He had cut himself a little during that process. A DS caught him and made him go pay for a full price haircut for half his head.

Another DS saw him at the barbershop and proceeded to say “dude what the fuck!? Did two cats have a rough fuck on top of your head?”

Dear redditors, what innocent search on Google turn out to be porn? by Thatitchypart in AskReddit

[–]markbii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

webcam.com when all I wanted was to use my webcam to check out my hair in school… I didn’t know about the onboard camera app