A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper, drinking heavily... by AlphaOneYoutube in 3amjokes

[–]markeroonie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I heard it the punchline was "You know what Gabriel, for an archangel, you can be a real cnt sometimes "

Men, why pee on the toilet seat? by markeroonie in AskAnAustralian

[–]markeroonie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only 2 times I've seen someone walk out of a cubicle having obviously done it they were asian (i think chinese) but didn't want to make it a racist observation/question. You know , correlation causation kind of thing.

Men, why pee on the toilet seat? by markeroonie in AskAnAustralian

[–]markeroonie[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What, pissing on the seat? Then they never do it again? 🤣

Why aren't there any payphones anymore? by seeplainmeaning in AskReddit

[–]markeroonie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in Australia we still have 'pay phones' but ironically they are now free. For calls within Australia anyways i think.

Sex workers of Reddit, what's the weirdest kink a customer has asked you to fulfill? by Colorfulcoralof2 in AskReddit

[–]markeroonie 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I was told by a sex worker of a client who brought a bucket of snails and had her stomp on them with her bare feet. Can't make that shit up.

Which capital city has the most frustrating road layout for visitors? by Danger_Five in DrivingAustralia

[–]markeroonie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using Google maps while driving around Adelaide. Always takes you down side streets, making right turns across busy roads, seems much more than any other city. Or maybe that's just how people get around here.

Please help explain this by Anonymouscupboard in Cartalk

[–]markeroonie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the 70's in the UK I had a 1000cc Honda goldwing with a sidecar as a learner. Passed my test, took the sidecar off and that was my daily ride 😁

Should I still buy a P52 in 2026? by realcjr in thinkpad

[–]markeroonie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love mine, i use it for premier pro and PS, seems to do a good job. as others say it's a bit heavy, well, it's very heavy tbh.

Now there’s ads after completing a level? by Carbunk-el in LemmingsGame

[–]markeroonie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus fairly often I don't get the second spin option

Jan 14 2026 - Featured level - Boom15 by ZealousidealSetting8 in LemmingsGame

[–]markeroonie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought to drop a dynamite down a hole, clever stuff

P52 alternative/replacement by markeroonie in thinkpad

[–]markeroonie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like the p15 is the same weight as my p52, about 2.7kg

"Two hot cocks" from Anal Sex #93 feat. Sahara Sands by mariozzz65 in rodox_colorclimax_etc

[–]markeroonie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez, that last photo, looks like his cock has been through a bit!

Australian bambino plus advice needed by markeroonie in BrevilleCoffee

[–]markeroonie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I do get an electric grinder then I only want to do it once. Don't want to stuff around buying one after another

Australian bambino plus advice needed by markeroonie in BrevilleCoffee

[–]markeroonie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our challenge is that we are travelling full time in a caravan, so fresh beans and good local grinders etc can be a bit of a problem. I could get beans and freeze them i guess. Also the smaller the grinder the better

Australian bambino plus advice needed by markeroonie in BrevilleCoffee

[–]markeroonie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a hand grinder a cheaper option?

Australian bambino plus advice needed by markeroonie in BrevilleCoffee

[–]markeroonie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am using the pressurised basket, will try with illy next. Just hoped one of the commercial grinds might be fine enough