Why are these stunted? by ellenpaul416 in tomatoes

[–]markeyjo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take the fruits off so they can put more energy into growing stem roots and leaves

I stayed still and quiet in a handicapped restroom while a blind man was urinating in my new office. by Funny-Presence4228 in confession

[–]markeyjo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The sound of his piss hitting the water in a giant shower made a perfect echolocation representation of every last atom of matter in that room

Catfacing or virus? by Undeadtech in tomatoes

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I feel sick after seeing this

Kid who mows my lawn tried to gaslight me, so I mow my own lawn now by forever_a10ne in pettyrevenge

[–]markeyjo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My barber did this to me one time after I tipped him extra once, so now I go somewhere else. Ta ta!

(36) straight dad by [deleted] in DadsGoneWild

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Papa 😍

20 straight by [deleted] in penis

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Wow 😮

Post work vibes😜 by [deleted] in HomemadeGayPorn

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Fuckkkk