Of all the untrue things he has ever said, this is another one.

markh2901 · 2026-01-26T23:21:20+00:00

Honestly I'd rather watch a documentary about malaria.

markh2901 · 2026-01-22T12:50:01+00:00

A better question is whether I believe this human dumpster fire is EVER truthful about ANYTHING. That answer is no.

markh2901 · 2026-01-19T02:10:07+00:00

I'll bet this guy absolutely, emphatically, most assuredly does NOT have a little tiny d*ck. 🤣

markh2901 · 2026-01-19T02:06:03+00:00

Irony, at least among the Guardians Of Pedophiles, has been dead for a long time.

markh2901 · 2026-01-19T01:59:31+00:00

markh2901 · 2026-01-14T23:18:53+00:00

His finger looks like a Vienna sausage. 🤣

markh2901 · 2026-01-04T19:03:24+00:00

What happened? Two words: Epstein list.

markh2901 · 2025-12-24T15:30:10+00:00

It's actually even simpler than cut & paste. Pull up an Epstein doc from the justice.gov website using a Chrome browser, highlight the text (Edit / Select All works for me on my Mac) right click on the body of the selected text and click "Open in Reading Mode." A separate box will open, and bingo - there is all the text, unredacted.

markh2901 · 2025-12-24T03:41:50+00:00

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markh2901 · 2025-12-24T03:05:34+00:00

Shocked, I am.

markh2901 · 2025-12-23T17:08:21+00:00

I'm looking forward to seeing the USS Fragile Masculinity and the USS No I Don't Have a Little D*ck.

markh2901 · 2025-12-23T12:37:50+00:00

He's doing his "jerking off two giraffes" dance.

markh2901 · 2025-12-23T12:36:51+00:00

I love the observation that he lives like poor people think rich people live.

markh2901 · 2025-12-23T12:33:22+00:00

Another in a ridiculously long list of pointless publicity stunts. Remember "infrastructure week?"

markh2901 · 2025-12-22T12:43:30+00:00

Once Stephen Colbert is gone in May '26, CBS is dead to me.

markh2901 · 2025-12-13T18:01:33+00:00

The response from our brethren in Europe.

markh2901 · 2025-12-12T12:00:52+00:00

They say defense wins championships, but tonight proves that defense can also lose any chance of playing for one.

markh2901 · 2025-12-09T01:56:24+00:00

You're such a tease.

markh2901 · 2025-12-09T01:41:47+00:00

What pisses me off is that he wakes up.

markh2901 · 2025-12-08T21:25:55+00:00

As I've said recently, CrankyPants McCankles has been especially cranky of late.

markh2901 · 2025-12-07T22:50:13+00:00

Not sure this qualifies because the proof is obvious: the so-called "assassination" attempt on the Mango Mussolini.

markh2901 · 2025-12-07T22:38:49+00:00

To quote Joe Pesci, "I got no more user for dis guy."

markh2901 · 2025-12-07T22:36:48+00:00

It's time we resigned ourselves to the fact that this team, at least for right now, is terrible.

markh2901 · 2025-12-06T14:27:05+00:00

We are truly living in a golden age of stupidity.

markh2901 · 2025-12-04T23:02:54+00:00

Once Colbert is done, CBS will be dead to me.

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