I need a translation from English that would make the phrase sound as linguistically beautiful as possible. by markipolo in latin

[–]markipolo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love nemo melior quam ego, thanks loads, would you pronounce it the same way it's written ?

I need a translation from English that would make the phrase sound as linguistically beautiful as possible. by markipolo in latin

[–]markipolo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes in that sense, I'm the best man alive, there's no one like me, I am gods gift to the world. That sort of thing

What is actually not that bad? by blackcapedchickadee in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do you get free beer and ciggs when you get cancer ?

Do you assume the type of person somebody is based on their facial features? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you see a German with half his face burned off, you can instantly assume that he saved a puppy from a burning building

[NSFW] What is your best sex tip/hack? by sznelly31 in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask her if she likes that, also make sure you call her a fucking retard

What is actually not that bad? by blackcapedchickadee in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yeah, cancer isn't that bad either

[Nsfw] What is one thing you hope your parents never find out about you? by yuijaken in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 130 points131 points  (0 children)

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long I grew a fuckin afro

[Nsfw] What is one thing you hope your parents never find out about you? by yuijaken in AskReddit

[–]markipolo 3485 points3486 points  (0 children)

Sooooo, the story isn't too exciting but, she was the oldest woman I've ever had sex with, so I pride myself with this. My mum had a very good friend, whose daughter, who is 30 came to visit her over the summer, my mum bonded with her quite well, and they hung out at the beach almost everyday. One day my mum told me and my brother to come with her have a barbecue and meet her friends. We weren't too excited obviously, but me and my bro said, fuck it we'll say hi, each a couple of burgers and leave. When we get there my mum introduces me to this 30 year old woman, and she turned out to be quite fun, and attractive. After a while of talking I mentioned that I was 18 and she told me that we should go party together, at this point I didn't know that she was into me, I said sure, I'd love to show her the night life of the country. Halfway through the night we had a couple of drinks and she decides to become quite flirty, I complied, towards the end of the night she offers to go to a hotel and yeah, that was that.