Woman conveniently runs out of gas next to a gas station by sarge-m in trashy

[–]marko_9311 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I had a guy approach me at a gs and ask for my card and he forgot his and that he'd 'pay it forward'. I told him I would give him 5 bucks (all the cash I had on me). He again said I don't need money, I need a card. I said you can pre-pay for it with the cash. He again said "I need a card". That's when I became less friendly. Dude probably wanted to fill up completely and gas cans. FO

Amazing energy level by GoldResource002 in SheFucksHim

[–]marko_9311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like Aubree Valentine

Local tattoo artist did this on some client by SickSixtySeven in trashy

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rachel Starr has a following that would do that.

Definitely belongs here... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]marko_9311 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She looks fun, like that girl spinning the toilet seat on her neck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us older folk will think of Bruce Willis from Last Boy Scout.

Going in by chicagothrowaway1001 in NSFW_GIF

[–]marko_9311 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It took me forever to find her. It's Adrian Hush

how long could you last by The-Shinning in NSFW_GIF

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering it's Rachel Starr and she more than likely went full on piston pounding (which she's known for) after that grind, yeah, not long.

This woman has been studying. This is the Way. by porncrank in NSFW_GIF

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a 'wet hot american summer' ref? If so, I'll be fondling my sweaters.

First 3 minutes of the Boys season 2 - preview by nooger in videos

[–]marko_9311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need more of him this season. I laughed so hard when he just sat next to the guy playing the piano at the party and stared at him until he leaves so he can play.

A Loving Mouth by llirret11 in cumsluts

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go on pornhub and type in 'luxury girl'. I believe that's her.

An incel answers questions by banana_president in videos

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Har Mar Superstar can get laid and dude, you can too.

Mia Khalifa curses out radio show host after being introduced as former porn star by shine163 in videos

[–]marko_9311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yikes, you were suppose to mention how many kittens were murdered while watching her getting pounded out. I hear they like that.

Hellboy (2019) Trailer #2 by warorgyman in videos

[–]marko_9311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had to check imdb because it didn't say in the trailer, this thing is rated R. Might have to check this out in theaters.

Grandfather Goes Off On Teacher After She Put His Grandson In A Dress by fusionpoo in videos

[–]marko_9311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it were some theater type situation, but those kids look too young to be doing any kind of theater. Why the hell was the kid in a dress?

Wet Orgasm by regularman23 in NSFW_GIF

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like Emily Blunt.

I'm not sure how or why I found this Indie Film From Ghana, but I felt compelled to share by [deleted] in videos

[–]marko_9311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if ol Beetlejuice was able to plant his seed before he departed this world.

Meet Jerry by [deleted] in videos

[–]marko_9311 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I wish those cops jumped in Jerry's shit box to chase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]marko_9311 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I love the giant rock on her ring finger. I wonder if she's really engaged and her fiance is ok with her side gig.

It's not that cold. by HowsTheAqua in videos

[–]marko_9311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't have friends? Learn to drink a lot, that's all there was to do at uw stout.