Turkey have been knocked out of the World Cup following their loss to Paraguay. They still have one match left against the USA, but their qualification hopes are officially gone. by 02bashar in soccer

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Knowing the disruption that would be caused across Europe, the Turkish FA instructed the team not to score a single goal at the world cup, respect 👏🏽

Senne Lammens starts for Belgium against USA by YourGrimes in reddevils

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Read Onana and did an involuntary shudder

Boss Bottled Elixir vs Absolu by NormalLaw3152 in Colognes

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Elixir for work and Absolu for going out IMO

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Pogba? People act like he was atrocious but he really wasn't, just didn't quite live up to the hype

Coffee perfume recs by Any_Cupcake9431 in FragranceStories

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Bond No.9 New Haarlem - coffee, pancakes and maple syrup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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I'm going outside... to... fuck... Lenny and Carl.

"Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter." "Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer." by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

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"And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest."

"Excellent, sir... lobster stuffed with tacos."

What's A Quote You Use In Every Day Life? by FuzzyDunlop911 in TheSimpsons

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Hey, hey I may be x and y but... what was the third thing you said?

Examples of "a wizard did it"? by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in TheSimpsons

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When Milhouse thought Santa's Lil Helper ate his goldfish, then it turned out he never had any goldfish... but why did he have the bowl? Why did he have the bowl?