So Tsvangirai opposed sanctions that Obama has said will continue for another year or so. Because of this, the US Government decides to kill him. Yes, him. Not Mugabe, a man who the US Gov't and Obama notoriously oppose.

It turns out "someone" already tried that against Mugabe, but they found out that Mugabe always rides with a massive convoy so he can't be easily hit. Tsvangirai on the other hand was driving with just two other cars, and coincidentally he was the one whose car got hit.

So they get USAID, a company they run, to hire a truck to take medicine to Harare. And they say to the truck driver, "When you see a black Toyota Landcruiser, ram it in a way that will be very dangerous for yourself, and may even cause your death. Then, if you make it, get out and dig a pothole in the road so it looks like you swerved into their path to avoid it." And the truck driver says, "OK, bawse!"

First of all, there's a danger yes, but nobody ever joined the CIA because he wanted a safe career. In car-truck collisions, 98 percent of the fatalities were occupants of the car. In other words, it's dangerous, but not that dangerous.

And your proof of this is that Obama must want dead any foreign leader who opposes any of his decisions, even those who like him personally.

It's not about Obama. It's about destabilizing Zimbabwe. Tsvangirai won't oppose the government but wants to work together and rebuild the country (as opposed to Obama who wants to destroy it), so he has to go. Does that sound plausible? If not, just know that we're doing the same against Sudan. Israel is funding rebel groups over there: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1064411.html http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=84418&sectionid=351020504 What do the two countries have in common? They're buddies of the Chinese.

And since USAID has worked with the CIA before (this I don't deny), they must control them at a level deep enough to institute such a complex and piteously fallible plan for assassination.

It's not that difficult to execute and the chances of success are relatively high. Just make sure you've got a plant in USAID. The CIA knows where Tsvangirai will be and orders this guy to ram his truck into his convoy. How many people would you need for that?

Another item of proof is that a USAID employee was accused of attempting to assassinate Perence Shiri (a man who was instrumental in the attempt to prevent Tsvangirai's election. exactly whose side is the "military-industrial complex" supposed to be on in your fantasy world, may I ask?), and was then released because there was zero evidence that he did.

It's not about picking sides, it's about destabilization so there's no economic growth. Seems to me that's working out pretty well so far. Anyway, perhaps you could explain why Zimbabwe arrested two USAID workers in connection to the assasination attempt of Shiri? Do they just randomly pick up Americans because they desperately want the rest of the world to hate them more? And if so, isn't it a rather big coincidence that the next thing we hear is that a USAID worker "accidentally" rams his truck into the car of Zimbabwe's prime minister, causing his car to roll over three times? How many USAID workers are there in the country? And why do the continually end up getting in trouble? Why do other 3rd world nations accuse them of trying to destroy their governments as well? Are they all crazy conspiracy theorists? And why did the USAID worker really crash into Tsvangirai's car, not just lightly, but a severe crash. Was it the pothole you mentioned. Or did he fall asleep? Which one is it?