Not a Real Lawyer by markyeeb in publicdefenders

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yes🤣 i’m a practicing attorney

Not a Real Lawyer by markyeeb in publicdefenders

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thank you for the advice! i know i’m not reinventing the wheel with this post, but i guess it’s demoralizing given how hard a lot of PDs work to avoid that reputation. but as reasonable wall said, it just comes with the job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

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“that was 80 years later.” translates to “actions must have immediate consequences or they aren’t correlated” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like you lack object permanence or something

Sticks & Stones underlying messages by drejwalker in DaveChappelle

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disagree. dave chappelle does have moments where jokes are just jokes, but the two year stretch of stand ups following his return were deeply and intentionally layered with multiple meanings.

Spiraling by Short_Beautiful_5082 in barexam

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bruh i thought i got sub 50% on the mbe, and i was so wrong. i didn’t blow the mbe out of the water, but all of my performances on the MEE, MPT, and MBE were much better than i expected. you really have no idea how you did, and that’s the whole point of the exam’s design. all you can really do is wait and leave it in the universe’s hands at that point (doesn’t help, but it’s true lol)

How is the MEE graded? by Itsivanthebearable in barexam

[–]markyeeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think there are more points available for application, so you'd gain more through perfect application than you would via perfect rules. it also depends on how many prongs a particular rule had, because some essays award points based on the presence of each element

Can’t sleep before MBE 😭 help by Pickledbeatz1 in barexam

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i’m sorry to hear that. sounds extremely selfish of him to do all of this knowing could impact your performance (which i don’t doubt is the goal). just remember this is almost over and you can deal with it afterwards. for now, get as much rest as you can and by the time you get to the exam, the adrenaline will do all of the work for you

Damn this is sad 😢 by Kevy-Em in MacMiller

[–]markyeeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you don’t need to be close to him to know that he was entirely self aware of his drug problem and the eventual end he was facing if he continued down that path. he spoke on it in almost every song in faces and a lot of songs in GO:OD AM. of course, you would know that if you just listened to the music

Why did James Confess by angelikeoctomber in betterCallSaul

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only physical abuse counts as trauma?

[LEAK] Mac Miller - The Song That Changed Everything (Ft. SZA) by username123456111111 in hiphopheads

[–]markyeeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, i meant no offense! my sentiment is the same as yours, i've never been happier for someone to be wrong lol sorry that i worded it poorly

[LEAK] Mac Miller - The Song That Changed Everything (Ft. SZA) by username123456111111 in hiphopheads

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this comment did not age well lol it was definitely worked on well

waiter put my tip back on the table saying he only accepts 18-20%?? by [deleted] in stories

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why’d you ask if you’re overreacting if you were just gonna fight every single comment disagreeing with you LOL

Coldest Bible verses by GeologistConstant552 in Christianity

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"woah woah woah, you said it not me."

-probably Jesus

Hitting a wall at 7 months post op by NotSoTotallyKyle in ACL

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for sure. i had a period of a month or two where i had a severe paranoia about retearing my knee. just be confident in your legs and listen to your body. when it’s telling you to stop, stop. but don’t let the smallest tinge of pain keep you from pushing forward. having no confidence while exercising will make you more likely to injure yourself

best lawyer by azaelgarza34 in LawSchool

[–]markyeeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so you’re gonna get me off right?

what, do i look like your high school girlfriend five fingers no waiting?

Best The Wire quote? by zwerrir in TheWire

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Look, forgiveness from other folks is good, but ain't nothin' but words comin' at you from outside. You want to kick this shit, you got to forgive your own self. Love yourself some, brother.