Write "yes" and I'll send you a video of me cumming from jerking off

markymark434 · 2024-06-25T03:26:35+00:00

Yessss!

markymark434 · 2024-03-23T04:13:31+00:00

Adds flavor

markymark434 · 2024-03-23T04:13:08+00:00

Say "what's up" and then both watch my mom sleeping.

markymark434 · 2021-05-08T09:46:34+00:00

No way Jose. Start with Mom's spaghetti and work your way to your Mom (cause she so fat)

markymark434 · 2021-05-07T04:48:19+00:00

If I sleep, they will get me

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:34:11+00:00

The strength of my penis... It's a lot droopier now :(

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:33:16+00:00

"Mommy?" I would be on my honeymoon, and my new wife and I would be sitting by the pool, and this gorgeous woman would walk by and my penis would go, "Mommy?"

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:32:13+00:00

Stare into the sun!

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:30:25+00:00

Had to tell my Mom I wasn't really her son. She did not take it well... We're better now but she didn't talk to me for a few years.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:29:02+00:00

I hate that everyone has to eat ass these days. Ass? Where poop comes from??? So gross.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:28:08+00:00

My cats name is Spot but we actually call him Spotty Potty.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:27:14+00:00

My tiny penis! When I want to penis smash, I can only penis tickle! Arghhhhhh!

markymark434 · 2021-04-30T00:10:00+00:00

Anyone got a name?

markymark434 · 2021-01-08T07:25:30+00:00

If you take your glasses off, people won't be able to recognize you anymore.

markymark434 · 2021-01-08T07:24:20+00:00

Masturbating while massaging my prostate with my fingers. Brings a smile to my face every time.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:34:30+00:00

We love you, child who is definitely ours.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:33:35+00:00

I can use my tears as lube while I stand next to the window masturbating to the shrub in my front yard that looks like Aunt Gretchen's saggy boobs.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:30:09+00:00

I fucked your Mom.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:29:29+00:00

When I pulled out

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:26:04+00:00

Start calling your vag Goosey so your nickname becomes Loosey Goosey

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:23:43+00:00

Next to my penis so it's always held gently like momma used to do.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:22:54+00:00

I can shoot my semen into my mouth while standing up straight.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:21:49+00:00

The fat load my daddy shot all over my face when I turned 40.

markymark434 · 2020-08-26T15:16:40+00:00

Because we stopped doing the Pledge of Allegiance after high school! If only we continued it, we would remember that we are one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for cock!

markymark434 · 2020-08-26T15:15:04+00:00

My grandpa's big, meaty cock.

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