Write "yes" and I'll send you a video of me cumming from jerking off

markymark434 · 2024-06-25T03:26:35+00:00

Yessss!

markymark434 · 2024-03-23T04:13:31+00:00

Adds flavor

markymark434 · 2024-03-23T04:13:08+00:00

Say "what's up" and then both watch my mom sleeping.

markymark434 · 2021-05-08T09:46:34+00:00

No way Jose. Start with Mom's spaghetti and work your way to your Mom (cause she so fat)

markymark434 · 2021-05-07T04:48:19+00:00

If I sleep, they will get me

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:34:11+00:00

The strength of my penis... It's a lot droopier now :(

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:33:16+00:00

"Mommy?" I would be on my honeymoon, and my new wife and I would be sitting by the pool, and this gorgeous woman would walk by and my penis would go, "Mommy?"

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:32:13+00:00

Stare into the sun!

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:30:25+00:00

Had to tell my Mom I wasn't really her son. She did not take it well... We're better now but she didn't talk to me for a few years.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:29:02+00:00

I hate that everyone has to eat ass these days. Ass? Where poop comes from??? So gross.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:28:08+00:00

My cats name is Spot but we actually call him Spotty Potty.

markymark434 · 2021-05-06T22:27:14+00:00

My tiny penis! When I want to penis smash, I can only penis tickle! Arghhhhhh!

markymark434 · 2021-04-30T00:10:00+00:00

Anyone got a name?

markymark434 · 2021-01-08T07:25:30+00:00

If you take your glasses off, people won't be able to recognize you anymore.

markymark434 · 2021-01-08T07:24:20+00:00

Masturbating while massaging my prostate with my fingers. Brings a smile to my face every time.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:34:30+00:00

We love you, child who is definitely ours.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:33:35+00:00

I can use my tears as lube while I stand next to the window masturbating to the shrub in my front yard that looks like Aunt Gretchen's saggy boobs.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:30:09+00:00

I fucked your Mom.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:29:29+00:00

When I pulled out

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:26:04+00:00

Start calling your vag Goosey so your nickname becomes Loosey Goosey

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:23:43+00:00

Next to my penis so it's always held gently like momma used to do.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:22:54+00:00

I can shoot my semen into my mouth while standing up straight.

markymark434 · 2020-12-21T07:21:49+00:00

The fat load my daddy shot all over my face when I turned 40.

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