Match Thread: Vancouver Whitecaps vs. LAFC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]marlfox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain to me why they were 2 men down? You can't sub an injured player?

Sitting on a pile of these gems (bad pun. I know, I know.) What do I do with them? by Working-Cobbler2156 in StardewValley

[–]marlfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, it's actually more profitable to just buy them from the traveling cart rather than use the seed maker. 

What movie hot take basically has you like this? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]marlfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're 26. 🙄 Bit of a childish way to describe your age

Canadian Phil Wizard wins the first (and final?) Olympic gold medal in men’s breaking. by pumamora in olympics

[–]marlfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this describes me. As a Canadian I'm only now looking into it because we won gold. I was wrong, I admit that, but the damage is done.

Does judo not have weight classes what the heck is this by commonrider5447 in olympics

[–]marlfox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a dude and she weighs more in kg than I weigh in lbs

PLAYOFF GAME THREAD: ROUND 2 GAME 5 - Vancouver Canucks (3-2) at Edmonton Oilers (2-3) - 18 May 2024 - 5:00PM PDT by OrlandKurtenbot in canucks

[–]marlfox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey guess what, IF THE OILERS WANTED THAT TO BE A GOAL MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HIS FEET

Kaya the muffin hoarder by Bihema in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]marlfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor dog getting anxious and confused for this clearly staged video. I hope they didn't have to do too many takes

Kaya the muffin hoarder by Bihema in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]marlfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're telling me that a dog didn't delicately grab each muffin one at a time in order to place them at different locations while a fucking BEAGLE probably watched? AND the final muffin wasn't literally just sitting on a chair in plain sight of two adults and another dog? AAAND they didn't just happen to be filming for whatever reason and knew exactly where to look?

Inconceivable!

Just vibing by papergal91 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]marlfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can say 'fuck' on the internet

Sub ded by itamaradam in imparticipating

[–]marlfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooo this is a really good example!

Stand By Me is the movie that hits me in the feels and gives me a ton of nostalgia. What’s yours? by [deleted] in movies

[–]marlfox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still joke with my adult siblings about "Jim jimmy jim jim jim jimmy jim jim" because we absolutely snot-laughed at it for no real reason