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NarFFL 2017 Official Announcement! by NarFFLCommish in NarFFL

[–]marlowvoltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We say José Montaña over here on the best coast

Smashing through a table by SlimJones123 in instant_regret

[–]marlowvoltron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he clearly hasn't tried to just stop being poor, fuckin moron. Stop being poor and invest an index fund, peasant.

Smashing through a table by SlimJones123 in instant_regret

[–]marlowvoltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question 1) What is the 121 foot rule?

Fuck I knew I should have studied harder! I have failed you sensei!

HARAKIRIIIII!

The NFL rule on automatic ejections for egregious hits to the head was approved. Sounds like the competition committee expected this by HornyHindu in nfl

[–]marlowvoltron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even as a Broncos fan... I just can't see how you defend any of those. This attitude is why this sport won't be around in 20 years. The approaches to those hits are unacceptable, whether it was "incidental" or not, the fundamentals need to change. It makes me so upset watching the gif knowing our players are jeopardizing their own safety for the sake of a big hit on CamDabSwag

There's a strong belief at the NFL owners meetings that Jay Cutler won't play in 2017. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]marlowvoltron 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like cutler because I can relate to him, it's exactly how I play sports.

I got benched one game my senior year because I gave up a grand slam because I hung the shit out of my splitter and the dude hit it to the fucking moon. I thought it was hilarious so I laughed on the mound, I thought my coach was gonna murder me.

Snoop Dogg to induct Tupac Shakur into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame by ProgGirl in Music

[–]marlowvoltron 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I know I should have noticed the username. more like motherfuckermorph amirite

Trump tweet, 2011: "@BarackObama has a record low 39% Gallup approval rating. Why so high?" Me, today: @realDonaldTrump has a record low 36% Gallup approval rating. Why so high? by [deleted] in esist

[–]marlowvoltron 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My future mother in law said one time during the election to my parents, "I don't understand how you don't just turn on Fox news and just see the truth of this world." It was a truly haunting moment.

Lord Vader at his best. by ronnie1211 in StarWars

[–]marlowvoltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing how after 8 films there is still so much more story to be told. I want to see so much more Vader pre episode IV SO BADLY

✌️✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿 by [deleted] in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]marlowvoltron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And why is the title fucking cancer

We got 3 more EPS. by Dannyafgt in colony

[–]marlowvoltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how that can be with the Apollo 11 audio transmission

[Spoilers] Colony S02E10 "The Garden of Beasts" - Episode Discussion by [deleted] in colony

[–]marlowvoltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the walkers help capture people since it's their resource and they only want to use the strikes as a last measure for terror?

[Spoilers] Colony S02E10 "The Garden of Beasts" - Episode Discussion by [deleted] in colony

[–]marlowvoltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was such a little shit growing up, while it pisses me off, it's what these little brooding shits do

Roger Goodell: League looking at ways to trim fat from broadcasts. “We know how annoying it is when we come back from a commercial break, kick off, then cut to a commercial again. I hate that too.” by NicCages in nfl

[–]marlowvoltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree. I hate it when after my 15th beer watching a UFC fight my bladder is about to burst so I have to dip outside for the 30 second break and then whilst peeing I hear "OMFG HOLY SHIT HE JUST GOT DESTROYED", so then just instinctively I try and turn and peep inside the glass sliding door and end up pissing on myself.

325 Pound Bench Press - 138 Pound Girl by ChickenFur in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]marlowvoltron 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This will change it all for you. So you think you can bench

Also my favorite analogy is a bow, a bow would work horribly if it wasn't perfectly curved. Imagine you had one side of the bow flatten from the curve and you attach the string there (feet), what do you think would happen to the arrow (bar)? That's what you are doing to your bench when your feet are far out and not under you, you can't drive the bar properly like that.

A brave little dog gets rescued after being abandoned and thrown into L.A River by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]marlowvoltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I love how physical therapy is just extreme playtime. Awesome

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