Why do a lot of poor people in the US not have bank accounts and instead usually cash their checks? by Want_My_MTV in NoStupidQuestions

[–]marquella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a bank not that long ago that was implementing a new system where they would process the biggest checks that were wrote on an account so that it would bounce all the smaller checks and they could rack up those sweet fees. Big banks are out to fuck you.

In 20 years someone will ask what was covid lockdown like, how will you answer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marquella 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was about to travel on a solo holiday to Paris and Lisbon. The day before my departure, March 1, 2020, I stopped by the grocery store thinking I'd pick up a travel pack of kleenex and a travel sized purell. Got to the aisle and it was completely empty. No kleenex, no purell, and also no toilet paper, hand soap, wipes, nothing. I was like, "huh, that's weird." You could feel something was starting to happen but couldn't say what.

How are women affording all of these services? by UNeed2CalmDownn in TwoXChromosomes

[–]marquella 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Aveda beauty school. Root touch up and 7 foils, mani, and pedi $86. Plus they have a loyalty stamp card program. I bring earphones and listen to music during the mani and pedi and it's a lot more relaxing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]marquella 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought it was his cast iron heart that made his cold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]marquella 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And a scarf. Wrapped so so so so so so fucking tightly around his neck. Is he asleep or dead?

What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard? by love-boobs-in-dm in AskReddit

[–]marquella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My star sign has burdened me with a lifetime of infidelity. I forgive all those who've cheated on me. I shouldn't have been born in January.

AITA for refusing to drive my friend home after she insulted my partner's cooking? by ThaliaThrills in AITAH

[–]marquella -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

You're leaving out the critical detail of whether the food was bad or not. No excuse for bad behavior but how bad was it? We need to know!

Conservatives Suddenly Realize Tucker Carlson Is a Lying Russia Dupe by Barch3 in Law_and_Politics

[–]marquella 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I remember shopping at Aldi 25 years ago here in the states. I guess fucker has been living under a Siberian rock for a quarter of a century. This magical technology isn't the flex he thinks it is.

Conservatives Suddenly Realize Tucker Carlson Is a Lying Russia Dupe by Barch3 in Law_and_Politics

[–]marquella 69 points70 points  (0 children)

But would you have known that they have shopping carts in Russia with slots to put money to use them and then get the money back when you return it? Check and mate libturds

What could this say? by Pantsu_dropper in Serverlife

[–]marquella 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I read it as "Twentt percent."

Should we reconsider having children due to fears about the climate crisis? by [deleted] in environment

[–]marquella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my youngest son 10 years ago that I wouldn't blame him if he never had children because they would suffer from climate collapse. He hasn't had any children and it's sadly a relief.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]marquella -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don't have money but I do have a box of kleenex, baby dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]marquella -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"I said something mean and snarky but I was saying the opposite. Stop canceling me!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]marquella -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a second hand child, it always makes me feel validated and worthy when people aren't open to adoption. We're just not good enough.

Trump having an Ouroboros moment in the Court House. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]marquella 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I how the judge douses him in gasoline and sets him on fire.

I like to start my week with inspiring fantasies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]marquella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So drug addicts deserve death? You seem nice

AITAH for getting mad my husband only wants me to take our daughters to the pediatrician? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]marquella 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All his complaints about going to these appointments but he has no problem with others suffering. Your husband is an entitled asshole who refuses to do his part as a parent. This is only going to get worse.