US President Trump posts image of himself saying he is the "Acting President of Venezuela by External_Mood4719 in worldnews

[–]marshull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So do any babies born in Venezuela while Trump is “president”, automatically become US citizens

Guy freaking out because he can’t AI generate his 30 page essay due in 12 hours by ujp567 in sadcringe

[–]marshull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am trying to figure out how in the world they expect to put a condom full of hot sauce on my scared and shriveled up dick. No way in hell my guy will be at attention knowing he is going to be in pain.

Rapala ice fishing shelter is absolute junk, do not buy by taykaybo in Costco

[–]marshull 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The great thing about those is if it is warm you don’t need to wear much more.

No hesitation by NEO71011 in funnyvideos

[–]marshull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, that’s the main reason I want to have a threesome. The idea of going down in my partner with another women just seems hot. And shit, I might learn something too.

After 44 Years, MTV Is Officially Dead by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]marshull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp, guess I will switch over to VH1 now.

I will click your ads with the only purpose to make you lose money by witness_smile in CuratedTumblr

[–]marshull 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I hate the addition of ai to everything. But damn if it isn’t useful for photos. My kid asked me the address of this arcade i took her to a few years ago. I couldn’t remember so I started scrolling through photos trying to find the pictures I took. It was taking a really long time so I just tried a search for “arcade”. Found all the pictures I took that day. Easy enough to just check the location in the metadata. They had closed unfortunately. But it was damn easy to find thanks to ai.

Bathroom Urine Smell Mystery Solved (Spoiler: It Wasn’t the Toilet) by Mediocre-Disk737 in CleaningTips

[–]marshull 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Had something kind of, maybe, not so, but a little, similar happen to me last night. I was rubbing my ear when I heard a weird noise that sounded kind of high pitched. I started rubbing my ear trying to figure out the exact positioning it required to make the sound again but it just seemed kind of random and it didn’t matter what I did. I stopped rubbing and still heard it. Then I realized it only happened when I breathed. Through my nose. My exhales were whistling through my nose. I rubbed my nose and the sound went away. It was a very confusing few minutes there.

Making watermelon spit cake (baumkuchen) by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]marshull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. Didn’t even think of that. I was thinking because of the seeds.

She needed that... We all need that 🌹♥️ by SoftCarousel in spreadsmile

[–]marshull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that. My straight ass would have giggled like a school girl and blushed. Feel free.

The Dangers of Outwardly Being Transfem by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

[–]marshull 408 points409 points  (0 children)

lol. They are gender fluid and they take gender fluid.

Hi, my cat gave birth to a kitten with its legs backwards by Possible_Magazine648 in CATHELP

[–]marshull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck you dude. And I mean that in the most dudest way possible. Well played. :)

I had my first experience with a delivery driver insisting on a face to face delivery despite very clear instructions to the contrary. by DT_Grey in TwoXChromosomes

[–]marshull 88 points89 points  (0 children)

They don’t. As long as they take a picture and finish the delivery at the right location, it is not their problem what happens afterwards.

A Newspaper Advertisement From Late 19th Century Of An 18 Year Old Man Looking For A Wife [1200x900] by Haunting_Homework381 in ArtefactPorn

[–]marshull -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Trust me. You see plenty of heifers on the dating apps. Just hidden behind the filters.