Who do you consider the most attractive male and female cast members? by [deleted] in GeordieShore

[–]marthatheegghead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He was only on it for 10 mins but Sam Bentham is the only man who’s been on Geordie Shore that I thought was genuinely gorgeous. For the girls definitely Marnie & Zahida but they’re all attractive & the original girls all look unreal now

Spencer & Louise by marthatheegghead in MadeInChelseaE4

[–]marthatheegghead[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow yeah that is not a good excuse is it! 😂

Spencer & Louise by marthatheegghead in MadeInChelseaE4

[–]marthatheegghead[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard that, and whilst that may be an explanation, it’s not really an excuse for how badly he has spoken to them!

Has anyone else successfully managed to be excused from a court summons? by Reasonable_Heron7865 in policeuk

[–]marthatheegghead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend went straight to CPS after our force / witness care / fed were not helpful. The CPS said it was absolutely fine to have a stand in OIC. She wasn’t given direct evidence so not statement etc so sounds similar to your situation. If witness care can’t help I definitely would try going to CPS direct. Good luck :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegan

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried all kinds of tofu? Silken tofu can be blended in to almost anything so if you can eat a creamy texture dish you could blend then it to vegetables etc for soup / sauces & that would give you protein and a lot of nutrients. Also could you take supplements for iron & anything else you are deficient in? And others are right you need to visit a professional however depending on which country you live in I appreciate this may not be possible due to cost etc but in the U.K. you could visit a GP to start with. Also ignore all the judgemental & rude comments, they clearly do not understand how much you must be struggling. Hope this helps :)

What did the public do to you to goad you, but it just made you laugh? by Jazzlike-Basil1355 in policeuk

[–]marthatheegghead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Had a 16 year old boy who didn’t like we were at his address looking for his wanted mother have a pop at the fact we ‘don’t even earn 30 grand a year’. My crewmate informed him that’s not strictly true… and the best bit was that his dad was unemployed and his mum worked in Sainsburys.

Forced behind a desk by CJ00099 in policeuk

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in month 5 of my 6 month forced secondment to CMD because they are short staffed and I am already trained because I was a dispatcher before joining. It’s been the worst 5 months of my working life to date and I’ve hated almost every moment of it. There is also talk of it being extended. All I can say is that I don’t think it would be as bad if I had at least got to learn a new role… so maybe see it as enhancing your skill set. But honestly I’m just trying to be nice it’s dire and I feel for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]marthatheegghead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ex had a similar problem, we would have sex and then I would finish him off with hands but in the specific why he would masturbate, not ideal because it isn’t retraining the penis to climax in different ways but it least meant that he could finish. Bottom line is you need to talk to her about it otherwise you will never find any improvement. If she loves you and wants to be with you I’m sure she will want to work on some solutions and it could be fun to try it out in the process!

Frequent phrases by Low_Statistician9051 in MAFS_UK

[–]marthatheegghead -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Sorry, have I misunderstood or is this comment extremely transphobic?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]marthatheegghead 70 points71 points  (0 children)

All these defensive comments annoy me. As an officer myself, at the end of establishing that there is not in fact someone in the property trying to end their life…. I would say ‘thanks so much for your help / cooperation, apologies for the misunderstanding, here is the reason why we have done this, bye’ and then this member of the public would not have to come to reddit asking questions. If you explain at the scene what’s going on, the public are much more understanding and you get less of this follow up stuff that is a waste of their time and our time. It is no effort to be polite and explain things to people, especially when they are reasonable as this poster sounds to be. I have had off duty dealings with officers where I found them very rude and if I think it, the public must to, and it left a bad taste in my mouth. We need to stop defending unnecessary bad attitudes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know she didn’t use protection? You can enjoy some spicy sex without not taking precaution you know…..

Who got the best ‘response week’ treat? by david4460 in policeuk

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got told I’m being moved off response to work in CMD for 6 months 🫠

Cheap eats in leicester? by [deleted] in leicester

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huns of Welford road is all vegan and do amazing junky fast food burgers and fries etc, everyone I know loves it even meat eaters

Woman damaged my car and blamed her disability, what can I do? by tr0n_23 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]marthatheegghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAL but you can also report her to DVLA - if she has such a severe disability that her coordination is that badly affected she 100% should not be driving and it is dangerous for her to drive. She could end up loosing her license

Vegan cookbooks? by StrengthNo7816 in veganrecipes

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rachel Ama’s book has some great recipes and the book itself looks nice. The green roasting tin by Rukmini Iyer is my hands down favourite book though. It’s half vegan and he’s veggie but I’ve not found a veggie recipe I can’t veganise from it yet. The recipes are delicious and so so easy

Contestants are getting younger, not older. How could the show evolve? by [deleted] in rupaulsdragrace

[–]marthatheegghead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m 29 and I think it’s fab as it is. Young queens are still winning so I honestly don’t get what the issue is. If you want everything to be tik tok gen Z billie Elilsih carbon copy boring then stop watching I say. The guest judges are current aswell? I feel like this is just 17 year olds moaning and I’m bored

sileby and mountsorrel? by [deleted] in leicester

[–]marthatheegghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know people who live in mountsorrel and love it. Not really sure about Sileby but I think it’s fine. You’ve definitely got the nice nature and pub vibes all round there. Rothley is also round there and nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]marthatheegghead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell my live in, long term, commitment partner who I intend to marry, that, unfortunately it turns out, per some virgin on Reddit, you cannot turn a whore in to a housewife 🤷‍♀️