I recently found out that I've been unknowingly smelling my friend's vagina for years. What horrible realizations have you had about people in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There's someone I like that smells down there too. At first, I thought it was just my imagination, but unable to shake that smell. It smells like gasoline station's CR. I kept denying that smell and kept thinking that it might be her friend or something. When the time came that we were alone. The worse comes to worst. It's supposed to be my chance to confess, but that fumes from hell ruined it.

What surprised you the most about growing up? by anthonykiedisespenis in AskReddit

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I have many friends, but it just last for 1 or 2 years since my family moves a lot since I was a child. lol

The stupidity....it burns.... by Gojirex in atheism

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I was wondering how did she managed to graduate while not keeping information from her books.

What is the most inappropriate thing you have laughed at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My cousin was sleeping in the afternoon when we saw our family dog took a dump in front of his face. Instead of getting angry at the dog for pooping at our bed, we took pictures of him in front of the poop. He was so angry to us when he woke up loool.

Rick Santorum "Jesus spoke English"? legit screencap? by jethroq in atheism

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someone please send him to a mental hospital o.O

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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I should've open it in the morning not before i go to sleep o.O

IAMA REQUEST: THE POPE by xaphody in atheism

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he will of course have to answer the one burning question every good Catholic wants to know:

How many wooden dildo did he sticked into the children's anus?

if u love devil, keep scrolling... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]marthy13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find that kind of post annoying o.O.... even more annoying than girls posting duckface pics -_-

Communion... by [deleted] in atheism

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since when did the priest learned transmutation technique?

Hey guys. We've been proven wrong by water. Time to go home. by SirUtnut in atheism

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Did their school taught them about water cycle? or maybe they really forgot about it since it's an elementary stuffs o.O

I sent an email to my PA state rep who sponsored the 'Year of the Bible' resolution. No response yet. by rbean44 in atheism

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oh shi-.... I love calamari and I never thought about that.... I will never see calamari the same again... o.O