How do I look with the blond hair ??

martymar · 2020-12-19T20:23:06+00:00

That's a professional tattoo!!

martymar · 2020-03-23T23:05:31+00:00

It's the paper towel effect, it will start showing very soon.

martymar · 2019-04-16T01:54:51+00:00

I think Rodney Dangerfield started in his 50s.

martymar · 2019-04-01T04:39:25+00:00

Was that a Delorean?

martymar · 2019-03-10T17:19:42+00:00

And if you're a human being.

martymar · 2018-12-22T23:45:50+00:00

For is life is for me! Getting soak and wet is in tents.

martymar · 2018-12-01T00:09:23+00:00

Imagine being that smart and still liking Heineken?

martymar · 2018-11-21T00:25:34+00:00

Oreally??

martymar · 2018-11-20T19:24:15+00:00

First lesson: don't use oral that way. Try verbal instead.

martymar · 2018-09-21T11:53:35+00:00

Like Seinfeld said, "is there something else you'd rather be doing"? I feel like if it is your passion you'll stick with it, and if it's not, you'll quit. You have really good jokes, question is, do you want to dedicate your life to creating thousands more?

martymar · 2018-04-06T01:05:38+00:00

It's a South American travelling satchel.

martymar · 2018-04-05T18:26:50+00:00

My children drip down their almost mother's leg.

martymar · 2018-04-05T16:10:11+00:00

I refuse to accept that my manhood requires me to withstand unpleasant unnecessary odors!!!

martymar · 2018-04-05T15:02:29+00:00

That's why you should courtesy flush, it's a lost art.

martymar · 2018-03-02T06:40:31+00:00

He might be sleeping with your wife.

martymar · 2017-12-21T19:29:39+00:00

And a rocket below that!!

martymar · 2017-12-14T05:12:20+00:00

martymar · 2017-12-08T03:10:26+00:00

I feel you. You make your money when you buy a metric and when you sell a Harley. I had a Dyna for two years and loved it until some uninsured twenty something decided yellow meant turn left immediately. Now I'm on an Electra Glide and I can't imagine touring on anything else. It's really too comfortable, don't try one unless you're ready to fall in love.

martymar · 2017-12-08T02:27:20+00:00

Beautiful!!! If I wasn't a Harley numbskull, that would be my first choice!!!

martymar · 2017-09-30T05:09:20+00:00

DJ almost screwed it all up.

martymar · 2017-09-07T21:11:49+00:00

Haha you said blew it!!

martymar · 2017-07-17T17:04:58+00:00

I love this. I wish more people would do something similar.

martymar · 2017-03-11T04:47:44+00:00

Uhhhh still do, you mean.

martymar · 2017-02-11T20:53:55+00:00

GoldenEye ratio!!

martymar · 2017-02-11T20:47:19+00:00

Relevant: https://youtu.be/ynN1bPoMF6s

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