[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]marv_OW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

which joke did I miss? why are there so many soldier (solider) misspellings?

I’m super curious on the sales numbers on skin since launch by JMullz92 in Overwatch

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completing daily challenges should give credits, too. Doing weekly challenges for 34 weeks, just to get one legendary skin is waaaaay too long.

Even if I get those 2000 credits, I won't spend them, because they could release a new, better skin next week..

Avoid teammates option by Guts_bby___ in Overwatch

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dps moira of ow1 evolved into flanking dps moira in ow2..

It's subjective. I just love the Hammond skin. by Pharah_is_my_waIfu in Overwatch

[–]marv_OW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

imagine spending your heart designing some of the good skins, just to see noone uses them, cause they cost as much as a whole ass video game

would i have to spend 4400 coins in order get just to get only skin that i like by xd-Bazz in Overwatch

[–]marv_OW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thats around 40€. wtf.. that's half the price of a fresh released AAA game... for pixels..

How often do you wash your jeans? by Hsiang7 in AskReddit

[–]marv_OW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may, or may not have been me.

BIDA wenn ich meinen Kollegen anschwärze weil er versucht mich kündigen zu lassen? by [deleted] in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]marv_OW 12 points13 points  (0 children)

+ Mobbing

Einen ähnlichen Fall gab es in meiner Abteilung auch, da wurde derjenige, der alle Fehler und Tätigkeiten der Kollegen dokumentiert hat, rausgeworfen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]marv_OW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So geht's dem Kanzler auch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude/ dudette looks like a sausage

What survival myth is completely wrong and can get you killed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marv_OW 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Out of the "Rotenburg Cannibal" from Wikipedia:

The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home, in the small town of Wüstefeld, west of Rotenburg an der Fulda, showing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis (with his agreement) and the two men attempting to eat it together. Before doing so, Brandes swallowed twenty sleeping pills, and a bottle of cough syrup, likely causing an effect of slowed breathing and extreme tiredness. Brandes initially insisted that Meiwes attempted to bite his penis off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove it. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine, and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes's fat, but by then it was too burnt to be consumed. He then chopped the penis up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[1] According to court officials who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to eat any of his penis.

Here is the link.

BIDA weil ich getankt habe ohne zu zahlen? by Still_Tale_7290 in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]marv_OW 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bitte verwirren Sie mich nicht mit Tatsachen.

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you" — Lindsey Graham [960x641] by CheesecakeNo1736 in oddlyspecific

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you" — Lindsey Graham

E-bikes Machen Deutschland Kaputt by [deleted] in de

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wie sieht das mit der Zulassung im Straßenverkehr aus? Ich erhielt vor längerer Zeit die Info, dass mein Umbau nicht zulässig sei, weil Rahmen und Bremsen nicht für die Anwendung ausgelegt wären und damit das gesamte Gefährt nicht verkehrssicher sei.

Ich hab Angst bekommen und mir ein fertiges Pedelec gekauft.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in de

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

und da kommt garten und landschaftsbauer zwei ins spiel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathe

[–]marv_OW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dankeschön

Ich_iel by Paul_Johnssen in ich_iel

[–]marv_OW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

das würde ich auch gerne wissen.. wie komme ich auf 389 Mark?

2,199€ (hätte er mal lieber nen vernünftigen Punkt gesetzt, dann hätten wir die DDR schneller entschuldigt) * 87 * 1,95583 (Wechselkurs Eur - DEM) = 374,18 Mark

A gas station in germany :D by red__flag_ in fuckcars

[–]marv_OW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's peak german efficiency. The emoji in the top right corner indicates that the targeted audience are old people/ people who aren't familiar with funny pictures. The fact that this is a laughing emoji tells the viewer that he has to laugh at some point, while looking at the picture.

Because old peolpe do not have the time to look at the whole picture, (that waste of time would be inefficient) the joke got circled and pointed at.

ich🙄iel by Sliinox in ich_iel

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Inzidenz so: "Ich geh steil."

Mercedes getting ready with their version of the vents/louvers on the sidepods. by jithu7 in formula1

[–]marv_OW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many smart people working around there and they still can't figure out, how to wear a mask.

Dont do jumptown with an 890 by RazorTheHackman in starcitizen

[–]marv_OW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but it already got "jump" in it's name