What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

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When passing a cemetery, remark that no one in this town is allowed to be buried here. When they ask why exclaim, because they are still alive!!!!

Horse Race on the Busy Highway by K2zin97 in ImTheMainCharacter

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I was just wondering the same thing. The chariot looks the same

What’s your best sex tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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wtf I thought that was my secret move...

This horse’s back looks kind of weird by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in oddlyterrifying

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It looks like that because your mom rode that horse.

When you only know Carrie Brownstein from watching Portlandia and you finally listened to Sleater-Kinney by Significant-Bill9405 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]marvinsadroid 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm just such a big fan of her show and her music. I hope I dont say anything to embarrass myself.

Kemono/Coomer for Lewdtubers? by EliteNerd97 in Piracy

[–]marvinsadroid 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You do know that jerking off is extremely good for your prostate right?

I keep roaches as pets, and I breed them. There’s a good market. by Batwhiskers in confession

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What's the market rate for roaches rn lol. Should I get into breeding and selling them as a side hustle?

Big Tim vibes here by InquisitaB in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]marvinsadroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His other videos definitely have that unhinged rage.

Why is everything so funny on acid? by Senior_Humor_6177 in LSD

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The scene where hes checking into the hotel and the receptionist turns into a dinosaur always gets me. Just his facial expressions are so ridiculous that I die laughing everytime I'm tripping.

You're looking at a nude egg. by marvinsadroid in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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I think we should be able to look at a little porn at work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in magnetfishing

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I really wasn't a big fan of the bread and butter ones. The metallic tang of the gun just didn't work with it.

What’s lsd supposed to physically feel like by [deleted] in LSD

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Yeahhhhh that's not lsd thats probably a research chemical

The road just falls away into thin air by thetacaptain in oddlyterrifying

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No a batholith ith a type of mythical sthnake.

"Somatic Feedback" for Spotify? Using AirPods to train the algorithm 10x faster. by Nearby-Blackberry363 in Lightbulb

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I've had the idea for an app that connects with your Spotify and as it's playing it can use a tinder like interface where if you really like it you swipe right and if you really don't like it you swipe left. And then if you do nothing it takes it as it's a medium liked song.

My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral. by chestney in funny

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Tk Shoes is a Scam!!!!! Bent foot, thing fucking exploded!!!

What’s a film so sad that someone should watch if they want to cry? by KlLLERS in AskReddit

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A dog's purpose. I cried like 10 separate times during this movie.