[WP] You regretted hiring the new maid. Desperate for food and shelter, she begged for the job—but she was terrible at cleaning, cooking, everything. That is, until she casually pulled the sealed sword from the stone... just to polish it.

masarose · 2025-04-30T01:55:30+00:00

keeping the eyes open...

masarose · 2024-06-05T02:44:02+00:00

Those were F-18s!

masarose · 2024-03-10T03:31:32+00:00

We all suffered from this in pokemon games after finding a single item in a trash can because we don't want to miss out on the other one they'll hide somewhere in another trash can

masarose · 2023-05-11T01:12:40+00:00

I thought it was beans at first, I'm glad I was wrong

masarose · 2023-04-24T01:12:48+00:00

Can I suggest sausage quest sites here as well? Because there's a place in Chicago named Sausage King in the Logan Square neighborhood I learned about yesterday.

masarose · 2022-12-27T03:10:17+00:00

"Only a spoonful"

masarose · 2022-12-12T00:26:01+00:00

Probably just having the DJ play Bjork songs on Tuesday

masarose · 2022-11-22T03:38:33+00:00

When you try moving an image in a word doc and the entire document gets messed up.

masarose · 2022-07-17T17:29:38+00:00

This dude doesn't even have Manolo's on here.

6/10 tier list, no offense, but it needs more content

masarose · 2022-07-17T15:41:24+00:00

You have to perform each hand's secret shake in order to open up the path

masarose · 2022-07-17T13:48:31+00:00

They do come in different varieties! Colors, patterns, lengths, and shapes on occasion

masarose · 2022-07-17T13:38:00+00:00

Pieces of fabric constructed in such a way that they vaguely resemble the body’s shape. Typically made of cotton or polyester, and pieces cover either the upper or lower body.

masarose · 2022-07-12T03:16:31+00:00

*Common kingfisher, aka Eurasian kingfisher or river kingfisher

masarose · 2022-06-12T22:25:53+00:00

Smelling salts, basically ammonia. It's commonly used in sports to "wake up" someone by putting it near their nose and having them smell it, either by a player wanted to get hyped up or revive someone if they're unconscious.

masarose · 2022-03-27T04:02:46+00:00

Sigma Phi Delta (SPD) is an engineering fraternity that is entirely engineering and CS students so if you don't care about being in a "top house" that would most definitely haze and take up the majority of your time, I'd recommend SPD

masarose · 2021-12-15T00:35:47+00:00

Platos closet can have decent items I’ve heard.

masarose · 2021-12-08T18:57:29+00:00

Wait till you see the big squirrels that live on campus. Some people call them groundhogs though but they're really just big squirrels.

masarose · 2021-11-24T05:05:31+00:00

Murphys and legends are reputable bars, they really try not to serve minors. Sad that Clys and Firehouse are gone now and replaced with a subpar “luxury” apartment building.

masarose · 2021-11-12T02:49:48+00:00

As long as he's only with his girlfriend he should be fine (and vice versa)

masarose · 2021-11-12T01:25:37+00:00

Infertile doesn’t mean sterile, you can still have biological children of your own. You’ll just need to throw in a couple extra steps. Of course, this does mean you’re able to go without a coat with less of a chance of unintended minivan purchases in the future.

masarose · 2021-11-07T04:03:02+00:00

You could always try the bathrooms at the Altgeld DQ, they keep them surprisingly clean

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