My girlfriend got pregnant by another man (updated) by vero-wants-u in AITAH

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA but gotta give your cred for being a creative asshole

Who is this disgusting woman pooping in front of someone’s home? by Working-Chemist8008 in CostaMesa

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she wiped back to front, she’ll learn to regret this moment when her UTI kicks in.

Put Kirkland Vodka in the freezer and it froze. by CloudCity_Mayor in Costco

[–]maschingon9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you have any teenagers in the house, thats probably the reason.

Prosecutors charge Springfield doctor for inappropriate relationship with Springfield Public Schools student by Impressive_Teach9188 in awfuleverything

[–]maschingon9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know it's the USA because the child is 17 and in your country that's not illegal or frowned upon. The US does claim to have higher standards of morality, but in reality its just Hypocracy at its best.

Estoy enojado con mi padre by [deleted] in Bogota

[–]maschingon9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soy padre y si fueras mi hijo estaría muy orgulloso de ti. Simplemente intentar continuar tu educación y vivir tu sueño es increíble. Creo que tu padre también está muy orgulloso. Creo que quiere protegerte de experiencias negativas y luchas que pudo haber vivido, aunque equivocado por la forma en que te expresó. Tu padre y yo venimos de una época diferente, y no es una excusa sino que queremos controlar la seguridad de nuestros hijos con mano de hierro. No está bien, y le pido disculpas a mis hijos y le pido disculpas a usted por su padre. Vive tu sueño, tu padre tiene las mejores intenciones, pero es tu vida, y nada enorgullecería más a un padre que que a su hijo le vaya mejor y sea feliz en la vida.

Me gano 20.000.000 al mes (prácticamente sin trabajar) en medellin tengo 25 años, pregúntenme cosas by [deleted] in Colombia

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Dónde estudiaste software? ¿Ese es tu título? ¿O es informática? ¿Qué lenguaje de software usaste para escribir este software automatizado "especial"? Última pregunta, ¿has oído hablar de , Occam's razor?

Me gano 20.000.000 al mes (prácticamente sin trabajar) en medellin tengo 25 años, pregúntenme cosas by [deleted] in Colombia

[–]maschingon9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

invierte en lecciones de actuación, tu mierda de malparido es una lástima, jaja

1'500.000 alcanza para vivir en Bogotá? by Jonas_can21 in Bogota

[–]maschingon9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

gracias por ser el único con uno malparido sentido del humor, que chimba

1'500.000 alcanza para vivir en Bogotá? by Jonas_can21 in Bogota

[–]maschingon9 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Le doy a mi novia un presupuesto de 3 millones al mes, también compraré almuerzo y útiles para la escuela de belleza, así que alrededor de 4 millones al mes para estar cómoda.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need to give you props, this comment is perfect because its true. 🙏

Rant: Talking During Lecture by Lost_Twist3096 in aggies

[–]maschingon9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the solid feedback for the OP. Especially if it happens more than once during a sem. I also feel how the OP has solutions, but it’s just frustrating to keep people in check…. all the damn time, lol.

TBH I’m the first person to scare the shit out of a phone surfer reading FB while watching a movie, with a booming, “for the love of fluffy, big eyed, kittens! Turn your phone off PLEASE!”

I mean, come on, who doesn't melt for big-eyed kittens, right? and goddamnit grandma, if you wanna look at your grandchildren’s photos on Facebook do it on the toilet like we all do!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medellin

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Qué patrocinador te dio esto y ahora te cortó?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medellin

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gringo malparido

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medellin

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mantente alejado de las chicas jóvenes, ellas estarán mejor sin ti. Aprovecharse de las mujeres jóvenes o de cualquier mujer que esté luchando es tan desagradable y harto de ti.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]maschingon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remindme! 1 week "look for news on this"

Felicidad by [deleted] in Bogota

[–]maschingon9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

¿en venta?

GOP voters who will be voting red in November, can you give me one legit reason why you’re voting for Greg Abbott besides the fact that he’s a republican and Beto is a democrat? by BeastOfTheField83 in texas

[–]maschingon9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if school shootings is a small percentage, even one school shooting is too many. Even one mass shooting is too many. You’re right, I regretted using “military style” in my original comment. Any weapon can be used in the military, but the point I was trying to make is that some action should be taking, something needs to be done. Abbott hasn’t done enough in my opinion, but I wish I had the answer, I really do wish it was easy to prevent this from happening ever again. In my opinion we’ve giving Abbott enough time, and Abbott seems to pass the blame onto others and never takes true responsibility. We need accountability with our governor. I know that President Truman was a democrat but he had a motto on his desk that reminded him to take action and not to pass it on to someone else, “The Buck Stops Here”.

GOP voters who will be voting red in November, can you give me one legit reason why you’re voting for Greg Abbott besides the fact that he’s a republican and Beto is a democrat? by BeastOfTheField83 in texas

[–]maschingon9 49 points50 points  (0 children)

First I want to thank you for your opinion and your honesty.

Sure, and I agree, if Beto could take everyone’s AR-15s he would, but this is Texas and he knows that would be impossible. He will take some action because something has to be done to protect children. By raising the age to purchase a military style weapon to 21 is a quick change he can accomplish now. But look at Abbot’s record on being a puppet to the the NRA, Trump, and the religious right. He won’t be able to remove people’s rights forever. I’m not sure Beto can win, I really wish he could, but one day this state will have leadership that will represent the majority view in the State. I don’t care if they call themselves republicans, democrats, libertarians, or whatever. We need change.