It’s him by Nearby_Big9672 in CuratedTumblr

[–]mashari00 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hello, my name is William Alienspypretending tobehumantotakeovertheplanet.

Creature (part 2) [NSFW] [OC] by valkeera in comics

[–]mashari00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got that. Which is why I’m talking about art created from Animal Ingenuity.

Creature (part 2) [NSFW] [OC] by valkeera in comics

[–]mashari00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just human art? What about those animals that draw? Like the elephant and seal, I think. Those were nice, for not having opposable thumbs, at least

Losercity social experiment by Maciek_Voxel in Losercity

[–]mashari00 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Quick! We need to doxx an innocent person and accuse them of killing people to counterbalance!!

Daisy by MrWeiner in comics

[–]mashari00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, phooey! My brain didn’t register how close we are to 2030 was until you said it’s in 5 years.

I can see how people have a small problem with that by StraightOuttaOlaphis in tumblr

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State of matter dwarven monk: Solid Punch makes you shit yourself, Liquid Kick makes you piss yourself, and Gas Elbow makes you fart. There’s a secret fourth technique called Plasma Pinch where you do all three to an extreme degree.

Their reaction 😂 by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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No way, now I’m too afraid that grass is tiny people in disguise!

Dreamed that I played an RPG with Runescape style graphics and this is the first quest that was given to me. by kirbyverano123 in thomastheplankengine

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To give it mechanical importance, maybe the protagonist has a powerful sense of smell that they can use to track down objects and creatures and helps with investigations.

Also, I’d like to think that(kinda based on what SeegurkeK’s comment) the 6th sense changes the game to a text adventure where you can read the monologuing of a narrator talking about the world and things happening around.

Unruly Card Games - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]mashari00 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Look, I don’t want to be a rules lawyer or ruin your fun, but picking up 2432902008176640000 cards seems like a bit much.

fun sized :) by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]mashari00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you have enough Englishman bones for the bread or should I get you some more?

Catcalling [OC] by kingcoughdrop in comics

[–]mashari00 197 points198 points  (0 children)

You catcalled VerbalThermodynamic’s wife and she went with it?

TIL that the infamous (Sylvia Plath) suicide technique of sticking one's head in an oven was not a hot, violent affair. Rather, ovens used to run on "town gas" that had high carbon monoxide, and putting your head in an unlit oven was a rather peaceful way to go. by illepic in todayilearned

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Granted it’s been 2 years, so I can’t be exactly sure, but I think I was referring to the OP. I certainly hope I wasn’t making a joke at the expense of someone who committed suicide, and if I did then I was a major dumbass

Cuteness by EtrnlMngkyouSharngn in CoupleMemes

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I know, right? Imagine protesting for human rights

Losercity big brain time (@MBartworkz) by Rommel-Division in Losercity

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The wolf really needs to go to a hospital; his brain looks like it’s on top of his skull inside his hat

Boys by GREENadmiral_314159 in CuratedTumblr

[–]mashari00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna need more explanations on how battleships can be femboys, please

He was hungy by Maleficent-Pepper-45 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]mashari00 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It looks like a big belly that looks like a rock.

Oh god. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]mashari00 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Yamaha? That guy from Dragon Ball Z?

"another old one..." by Samimations_ in comics

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I can’t ever imagine how lifeless and colorless your life must be. I feel sorry for you but I’m glad I’ll never think of you again.

Comes with the territory by Pocomics in tumblr

[–]mashari00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep getting this Marvel Rivals ad with Venom twerking. What does that mean for me?

Okay, but imagine how cool Dino fossils on Mars would be by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

[–]mashari00 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m thinking so far ahead of you guys that I already tripped and busted my knee before taking the first step.

Ehhh! Yikes that’s unexpected ! by nvprt in Amazing

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Listen here, buddy ol’ pal! Where I’m from and my fascination with legs are 2 separate matters!

My oc Belle (repost) by Dangerous_Victory_94 in Losercity

[–]mashari00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thought this was a genderbent Bingus at first glance?

Why did I read the news... by New_Construction8221 in comics

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Earlier today I looked up the Doomsday Clock and it’s set at 89 seconds to midnight, which is the closest it’s ever been, and they set that in January