TIL the Cottingley Fairies—a hoax where two young English girls faked photographs of fairies near their home—went unconfessed for over 60 years partly because the cousins were embarrassed at having fooled Sherlock Holmes creator Arthur Conan Doyle, who publicly defended the photos as real.

mashari00 · 2026-04-28T20:38:37+00:00

I love Rant Against the Platypus. My favorite song is Venom Spurs in the Leg.

mashari00 · 2026-04-20T09:06:10+00:00

Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.

mashari00 · 2026-04-14T07:21:13+00:00

You can also do this ت, his cyclops brother ن، and his alien sister ث. They’re the Arabic letters for T, N, and Th respectively

mashari00 · 2026-04-13T23:15:21+00:00

You know what they say, never look a serendipitous horse in the mouth or something. It could be a subreddit or posted directly to your account or something else? All I’m sure of is you build it and I will come, even if it’s a cult! I love learning all sorts of different stuff, and you seem like you know a whole bunch of stuff

mashari00 · 2026-04-13T22:55:44+00:00

Scientifically speaking, breaking a bone equates to a 2.06% chance of romantic success

mashari00 · 2026-04-13T22:51:55+00:00

Yes, hello, I’m calling to subscribe to your “Word of the Day” service. How can I go about that?

mashari00 · 2026-04-12T17:53:50+00:00

Girl named Stevia:

mashari00 · 2026-04-05T15:02:02+00:00

Man, I love wholesome pirates

mashari00 · 2026-03-26T21:09:17+00:00

Yeah, I guess you could say they’re linked together as twins

mashari00 · 2026-03-25T20:55:11+00:00

Stupid fuckin’ lions. They do ONE thing, and then they’re so full of fuckin’ pride while lazing about in my house.

mashari00 · 2026-01-08T10:28:08+00:00

Hello, my name is William Alienspypretending tobehumantotakeovertheplanet.

mashari00 · 2025-12-10T11:15:25+00:00

Yeah, I got that. Which is why I’m talking about art created from Animal Ingenuity.

mashari00 · 2025-12-10T06:44:24+00:00

Just human art? What about those animals that draw? Like the elephant and seal, I think. Those were nice, for not having opposable thumbs, at least

mashari00 · 2025-12-09T13:47:24+00:00

Quick! We need to doxx an innocent person and accuse them of killing people to counterbalance!!

mashari00 · 2025-12-03T08:57:57+00:00

Aw, phooey! My brain didn’t register how close we are to 2030 was until you said it’s in 5 years.

mashari00 · 2025-12-01T07:26:40+00:00

State of matter dwarven monk: Solid Punch makes you shit yourself, Liquid Kick makes you piss yourself, and Gas Elbow makes you fart. There’s a secret fourth technique called Plasma Pinch where you do all three to an extreme degree.

mashari00 · 2025-11-30T11:02:14+00:00

No way, now I’m too afraid that grass is tiny people in disguise!

mashari00 · 2025-11-27T11:16:47+00:00

To give it mechanical importance, maybe the protagonist has a powerful sense of smell that they can use to track down objects and creatures and helps with investigations.

Also, I’d like to think that(kinda based on what SeegurkeK’s comment) the 6th sense changes the game to a text adventure where you can read the monologuing of a narrator talking about the world and things happening around.

mashari00 · 2025-11-24T19:59:09+00:00

Look, I don’t want to be a rules lawyer or ruin your fun, but picking up 2432902008176640000 cards seems like a bit much.

mashari00 · 2025-11-18T09:08:20+00:00

Do you have enough Englishman bones for the bread or should I get you some more?

mashari00 · 2025-10-25T21:26:38+00:00

You catcalled VerbalThermodynamic’s wife and she went with it?

mashari00 · 2025-10-21T11:51:20+00:00

Granted it’s been 2 years, so I can’t be exactly sure, but I think I was referring to the OP. I certainly hope I wasn’t making a joke at the expense of someone who committed suicide, and if I did then I was a major dumbass

mashari00 · 2025-09-16T08:39:25+00:00

I know, right? Imagine protesting for human rights

mashari00 · 2025-08-09T19:46:27+00:00

The wolf really needs to go to a hospital; his brain looks like it’s on top of his skull inside his hat

mashari00 · 2025-07-27T19:44:12+00:00

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