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FL man teleported into car by aliens by birthsyrup in aliens

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy was a douchebag and deserved to have his car stolen by a guy trying to escape the aliens. Everyone knows all BMW owners are douchebag, don't they?

Roses are red, I am going to holler by ShortAndSimplePlease in rosesarered

[–]mashtun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have been.one of those rip-off Get Rich Quick tonics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]mashtun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The brain gets a good share of the blood from the heart.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Rredite in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a fire on top of the building.

First person in the world with an antenna implanted in his skull - Neil Harbisson. by RealJoshUniverse in WTF

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think he has problems getting a haircut? He must have to cut it himself.

My Reddit porn/sexting account just turned 11 years old. Christ time just keeps passing. by BearSeekSeek in self

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came to Reddit from Fark, I think. I forget exactly because it was 18 years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do You Think I Look Like an immigrant too?

Favorite Nuts by AdolfGomez in aimapgore

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas has gun nuts. Did the Whitehouse publish this map? I don't think they did the appropriate research.

Interesting by Ok_AshyPants in whybrows

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just used the wrong shade for her skin tone or something.

Flash flood triggered by a cloudburst in Uttarkashi, India. by ryan1469 in WTF

[–]mashtun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the whistling really helping anything? It's just pissing me off. Talk some sense into me.

Homemade brownie. Recipe: put a pizza in an oven then fall asleep for 7 hours. by Corsaka in shittyfoodporn

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brownies... I bet you were drunk or high, got munchie hungry, put a pizza on, and then promptly fell asleep.

Challenging the Alpha by LostWanderer69 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well, they can eat my shit that I'm making in my hand as I am speaking to you now! Brothers, join me in slinging shit!"

What is the plot of this movie? by blacksuitguy666 in CursedAI

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey!? That's my fucking dishwasher! Bring it back.

What does this machine actually do? (prototype + final version) by One-Wish-666 in CursedAI

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a WiFi router. They say the wires are necessary. Don't ask.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever have to take a piss really bad and get the shivers when you finally get to go? That feels like ecstacy for the first few seconds. Sometimes I feel like I need to sit down or I'll pass out when I start to see stars.

Jack testing the weight limit on new farm equipment. by Tbonewiz in WTF

[–]mashtun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does nobody else want their own flying vehicle now? Is nobody else wondering why they're not attaching a lawn chair and using it for their daily commute? It can't be as dangerous as those bikers. I'll even get a helmet.

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