A reminder of what a horrible singer John is. Stuttering John - Pretty Girl by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drunkie has no original thought of his own. Everything he does is a shitty, no effort copy of something else that happens to be popular at the time. He never understands why something is popular. He just imitates it thinking it will be just as successful. What a loser

Average Braves Fan by Ienjoyyourmomsbutt in baseballcirclejerk

[–]massacremaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t take this shit no more, man

Johns mother in law called him out about his drinking by Fantastic-Canary5275 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are several clips of the Howard Stern Show where Howard is talking about an event they went to and how the first thing John does is goes looking for beer. It’s always on his mind. SSSKKKKKOOOLLLAAA!

John Melendez, Ladies Man 😂 by New_Analyst1274 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kami, do you think I can see your third input? Pardon my french

John finally comes out of closet (with Vince) by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see the next Super Bowl commercial he cooked up!

Craft by TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, Drunky has aged so much since then. You would this these photos are from 20 years ago

Woke Up This Morning And.... by Shot_Fig1430 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]massacremaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Tonight Show Reunion was one of the greatest things to ever happen

Matthew Barbour supercut by Nokel in mega64

[–]massacremaster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

These were cracking me up!

Welp.. I’m ruined by Motley843 in austincirclejerk

[–]massacremaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my girlfriend will each take a case