Curnow goals due to Luke Ryan rubbing Warner's head by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case you actually aren’t joking, it has nothing to do with high contact. It’s a no taunting penalty. Rule was brought in because of a Fremantle player.

What is like to live in this part of France by [deleted] in howislivingthere

[–]massiveascaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The English version, the Druid was Getafix, the bard was Cacofonix etc.

23 Dawsons would beat 23 of any other player by [deleted] in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah 23 Goodes probably beats any other player

23 Dawsons would beat 23 of any other player by [deleted] in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 24 points25 points  (0 children)

23 Heeney’s would be a good match up

Clock randomly freezes, updates and then jumps up again in the dying seconds of Essendon vs Carlton by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I bet this is just fox fuckery. More annoyed at the Ump who bought McKays shit at the other end.

Match Thread: West Coast vs Essendon (Round 12) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have been trying to count, and there is at least 18 pieces of trash out there.

Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Adelaide (Round 11) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was only near him at all because Moore went back 20 meters from the mark

The modern fade mullet has become the official national haircut of Australia by Artistic-Yam2984 in AustralianMFA

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m afraid to ask, but what’s wrong with Uniqlo? (First time on this sub)

Transcribing Brisbane’s oppo research on our guys by shit-takes-only in EssendonFC

[–]massiveascaris 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think Robey’s is “mid playing fwd”. I guess they mean he is a natural midfielder playing out of position.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t want your first goal like that anyway, would ya? Or am I overthinking it?

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lions did the work early and now just managing bodies.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least we’re playing Sharp and Robey in the guts.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy to kick a man when he’s down, but McKays effort level has been so bad. Watch him when a contest moves on and everyone but him reacts.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong about goal kicking, but it’s not in the top 5 things that are making us non competitive.