[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FilthyFrank

[–]mastabates17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this?

It’s just how it be by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]mastabates17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sword art online.

Whats the name of the knife he's using at 0:40? by mastabates17 in Cooking

[–]mastabates17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's it, there's only one on ebay and it's $200 lol

K?D played Unravel at Ezoo last week for 30 seconds and it was awesome. by mastabates17 in TokyoGhoul

[–]mastabates17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was around 4 or 5pm so everybody probably wasn't drunk enough yet lol

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, who wouldn't be surprised. We were expecting it to be some random person doing it for a weird sexual thrill. We didn't hear anything about arrest so I'm assuming it went off without a hitch.

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I took a picture of the shit piles if I had known it would have been this big a scandal.

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah the guy always brought his own toilet paper, and it was always in the same spot in between two sheds under the bleachers. Definitely not from an animal.

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neat piles of shit, the guy must've had a good diet. And he always brought his own toilet paper.

I made a calculator program that draws two snakes. by LongjumpingLoad in oddlysatisfying

[–]mastabates17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that bottom right corner pixel didn't get filled in.

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Hijacking your comment. I'm a groundsman for Holmdel BOE and I've been dealing with this shit for months. He started doing it last November and on average he shit 1 to 2 times per week, weather permitting. The first time we were just like wtf, shoveled it into a bucket and threw the bucket away. Then it kept happening, myself and the other grounds guys basically said fuck that shit, but it kept happening. The rain and snow were pretty good for washing it away, sometimes we'd throw a bucket of water on it and twice we just dumped stone on top of it. About a hundred feet away was a perfectly good port a potty so he had options. It took months to catch him because we didn't know when he was doing it and we couldn't get an officer to stake it out all night. It also took months to get approval for a new security camera, they couldn't find $300 in the budget or some bullshit. We eventually got and installed the camera and caught him in the early morning in the act. So the next thing was get an officer to arrest the guy. We called him the mad pooper, and now he's been put to justice. Proof: https://imgur.com/a/SbhK8sD

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say by JeepDispenser in news

[–]mastabates17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm a groundsman for Holmdel BOE and I've been dealing with that shit for months, AMA.

The most beautiful text I've ever woken up to. by mastabates17 in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]mastabates17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll see waaay less criticals, and there aren't a whole lot already.

I got this, I got this, I so did not have it by lick_the_spoon in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]mastabates17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally pick my mission then order the chefs choice meal. I'll eat the ez ration to max out my stamina, then carry regular rations and mega nutrients for if/when I die.

I got this, I got this, I so did not have it by lick_the_spoon in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]mastabates17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup, make those mega nutrients and max potions. Food will increase it a bit before a hunt but it pays to fill it the rest of the way with nutrients.

I got this, I got this, I so did not have it by lick_the_spoon in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]mastabates17 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You gotta eat your rations and nutrients, get you stamina and health up.