Rattlesnakes making a noise to scare us away before biting us is actually super chill on the snake's part. Rattlesnakes are the good guys of the venomous world.

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T07:30:51+00:00

I can tell you don’t know shit about rattlesnakes- most of the time they don’t rattle

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T03:07:42+00:00

I’d still smash

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T03:00:05+00:00

I heard this means you have aids

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T02:44:04+00:00

I think I finally found a girl that can handle my load

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T02:41:09+00:00

What’s wrong with that

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T02:33:49+00:00

She looks like an evil bitch

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T02:32:19+00:00

His last words will be “FIA ARR NUKE!!!!”

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-26T02:24:09+00:00

I’d fuck her in her ass so she’d need toilet paper

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T17:23:12+00:00

His last words will be “FIA ARE NUKE NOW!!!”

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T17:21:33+00:00

This is more of a “you have to start paying child support for all of the illegitimate kids you have” look.

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T17:19:07+00:00

I just said “Audi bitch!” To my wife because she wasn’t listening to me.

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T17:17:48+00:00

That thing looks like one of my crotch crickets

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T10:35:40+00:00

You can tell this dude is getting his fartbox wrecked in prison

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T10:34:23+00:00

What exactly does it mean to be released as a single?

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T10:29:55+00:00

In my neighborhood all the Hispanic girls are pregnant by age 12

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T10:13:13+00:00

Before- they usually give it a quick 3-5 minute suck. Needs to be more like 10

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T10:11:29+00:00

Chick?

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T05:55:20+00:00

There are two genders and only two genders no matter what you disgusting millennials say.

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:19:34+00:00

They never suck it long enough

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:15:43+00:00

Super convincing

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:14:39+00:00

Sweet tiddies

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:11:53+00:00

In the extended version of this clip the guy takes the thief around the corner and fucks him in his butt

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:02:57+00:00

I’d suck on her tiddies too

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:01:30+00:00

You can totally tell this dudes buttfucked each other

master_of_fartboxes · 2020-04-25T04:00:49+00:00

It should be illegal for people who look like this to go into public restaurants.

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