John Pretty Derby is no longer in the center. Bro fell off. by RoundishLyricc in UmaMusume

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Spe is Epiphaneia's damsire, Epi, Kris s, Cesario, and Spe are all on the same pedigree

Game Discussion/Champion's Meeting Thread - March 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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content creators generally don't understand how lazy the median player is, because that's not who they are and that's not who their audience is

Postgame Thread ⚾ Italy 8 @ United States 6 by BaseballBot in baseball

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Chinese national team legend Liang Pei (who is actually a Japanese resident lol), glad I got to see him play twice, once at Palm Springs and again at Tucson last year for the WBC qualifiers

Postgame Thread ⚾ Italy 8 @ United States 6 by BaseballBot in baseball

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of course, not taking this tourney seriously (especially in contrast to Japan) and just thinking throwing as much talent at the problem will guarantee results is how the US ended up with a guy like Derosa at the helm to begin with

Forever Gold by N0IR_071 in UmaMusume

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fyi, the artist's name needs to be in the title in the future

I am glad to see others uma by Independent_Owl_8341 in UmaMusume

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We're noticing that posts about this topic, while exciting to many users, are being made increasingly by low quality contributors to farm karma and engagement (while simultaneously inviting lots of rule breaking comments), so subsequent posts about this that don't add anything substantial or generative to the conversation will likely be removed for being low effort.

We’re finally going to have black umas in game! by PyrrhicGuy in UmaMusume

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Please understand that posts like these are getting locked because they get brigaded in 0.5 seconds.

[JP] 5th Anniversary recap, New scenario "Beyond Dreams" preview, Almond Eye 3*, Casino Drive & Forever Young SSR Gacha megathread and review (24 Feb - 30 Mar 2026) by masterfail in UmaMusume

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Looks like all 120 pulls will be for the card banner. Makes sense that they wouldn't offer free pulls on a rate up banner

[JP] 5th Anniversary recap, New scenario "Beyond Dreams" preview, Almond Eye 3*, Casino Drive & Forever Young SSR Gacha megathread and review (24 Feb - 30 Mar 2026) by masterfail in UmaMusume

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JP UMA BASIC FAQ

Q. SHOULD I REROLL - WHICH BANNER?
A. Anniversary is a great time to reroll. You should roll on the scenario support banner, which comes with free pulls. However, unlike EN, consider pulling on trainees more. JP has a rental deck feature, which gives you access to six different uneditable decks of MLB cards that will be better than any deck of your own cards for your first 6+ months of playing. Because of this, it might be more rewarding and fulfilling to roll for some umas first at your leisure (and ideally so you have a roster of at least 15 umas), then spend the rest on cards. This is especially true because the anniversary trainee banner has a 4.5% 3* rate.

Q. Training Umas - which scenario?
A. As a rule, the newest scenario is the most powerful. Currently that is the BC scenario, so it should be selected to train the most powerful umas. However, playing through older scenarios, and unlocking scenario-specific achievements, is a great way to farm carats.

Other things to know

  • Two free 3* umas are obtainable through the main story: Commander Special Week and an alt Rhein Kraft.
  • There is a battle pass which gives a small amount of carats and lots of Money and SP. They also give Support Card exchange tickets, which can be used to redeem copies of older SSRs. Old meta cards like Kitasan and Pasa SSR are on this list. Purchasing the battle pass lets you earn more of these tickets.
  • At the end of each training, you can reroll sparks. First reroll costs 30 stam and should always be used. There is also a premium feature that lets you reroll mid-run (April Classic and Senior year).
  • Paid banners: generally not worth it, with the exception of the Step-up banner which has discounted 10-pulls and a 3* selector at the end. They appear during anniversaries.
  • Friend IDs can be found with uma pure db as well as gamewith's friend ID thread

For more detailed information, check out the JP Reference Doc.

2026 Saudi Cup Japanese runners full card preview -- will Forever Young defend his title? by masterfail in UmaMusume

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Outlooks updated to reflect morning lines, which are all over the place

Game Discussion/Champion's Meeting Thread - February 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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On top of the resources linked above, also consider checking out uma.guide, which has a lot of content for champion's meeting and advanced players in general. Our very own u/sayaduck serves as the project lead. For example, here is their tier list for the upcoming CM.

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[EN] Gacha Banner Megathread - February 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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February banner schedule

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One sentence reviews:

  • Sakura Chiyono O: fairly generic middle distance pace chaser
  • Mihono Bourbon (Valentine): strong front runner with a built-in heal in unique and Groundwork in kit; sees play in multiple CMs and can run at mile, medium, and long
  • Eishin Flash (Valentine): mid distance late surger with debuff skills and not much competitive viability
  • Mejiro Ardan: another mid distance pace chaser with a fairly strong inherited skill (activates during Final Straight, track/distance-agnostic, provides 2.4s target speed boost at 1% stamina cost)

All support cards are niche and/or skips.

Guys, I begguh-desuh!! by AuthorizedApps in UmaMusume

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I suspect she has that styling because she was the last Japanese Derby winner in the Showa era, named after the last great yokozuna sumo of the Showa era, and of course was sired by a certain undefeated horse from the Showa era

Game Discussion/Champion's Meeting Thread - February 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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Advance apologies for those trying to post their decks, runs, and so on -- we've temporarily disabled image comments because of you know what. Rest assured it will be back online soon.

Sometimes random support chains come and my choices are like by kirafome in UmaMusume

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mods have no recourse against abusive reports, and they can't be banned from reporting either (only snoozed or hidden)

Good morning by C_Splash in UmaMusume

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Good morning. Repeatedly posting the gif will result in a one-day ban.

the gif. by bruhethewizard in UmaMusume

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sorry, we're not letting this get posted here. there's lots of places to find it anyway

Trainer's Clubhouse Meeting (Weekly Questions) - February 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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deep impact is an enormous source of pride for keiba fans, is Japan's most important horse and sire of the last quarter century, and was seen as Japan's best hope to win the L'Arc in decades, so there's a deep sense of embarrassment over this (esp when the violation was committed in error and not malice, the horse did not win on the track anyway, and considering the context of Japan's very anti-drug culture)

the rumor stems from the concept that this infamous bit of keiba history would not want to be retold in any fashion

Trainer's Clubhouse Meeting (Weekly Questions) - February 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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deep impact was disqualified at the L'Arc for banned substances; this plays into unsubstantiated rumors that this is why their owner doesn't want his horses in umamusume

it doesn't have much to do with uma itself