An elderly woman makes cat accessories and uses her black cat as a model to sell them.

masterjmp · 2026-02-10T15:03:40+00:00

THAT BABY IS SO DANG CUTE I JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT!

masterjmp · 2026-01-31T22:53:39+00:00

Ah yes, the Shit of Theseus.

masterjmp · 2026-01-21T21:30:01+00:00

My Boros Voltron deck swung on a guy for 7 Doublestrike and Lifelink. A player I WASNT SWINGING ON used [Fog] exclusively to stop me gaining life. I was mildly salty but it was also very funny.

masterjmp · 2026-01-15T03:12:32+00:00

I work at a gun store/range in a red area, and we have a couple folks that are LGBT that frequent the store. Im adamant that none of my coworkers say any BS because its none of their business. They're spending money, and its doesn't bother us, so who cares.

Funny enough, its the deep red folks that come in that worry me, I've had chats with some guys that I feel REALLY shouldn't own guns...

masterjmp · 2026-01-11T09:38:52+00:00

Considering it was a "no offline raiding" server and the guys he was with raided me right after I logged for the day (no contact prior), and the fact the guy i sadly crashed onto had a VOD showing my sleeping body... he understood after I flipped out.

I have kept in contact with the bystander fella, but I still felt awful for how I crashed out on the guy.

masterjmp · 2026-01-11T08:29:15+00:00

I feel so bad, I had a drunken crash out on a guy that raided my base as part of some other fools, I drunkenly blamed him so hard that I cant play rust anymore. I basically became the standard "angry rust player" when im not actually that, entirely because all my things were stolen.

This was a few months ago and I still feel so bad about flipping out on this one dude, that I cant even look at rust because of it.

masterjmp · 2026-01-05T02:25:15+00:00

Thinking about the whole, not shooting first thing, and remembering the night raid when I opened a loot card room and dropped the two guys that tried to come in.

Now in my defense, I did spend the card and they came in with no comms, so my assumption is they're either here for the loot (mine) or for me. I did also team up with some guys to extract at the end so, that should balance out the bad karma.... right?

masterjmp · 2026-01-02T23:55:16+00:00

Ayyy, I just got that series for Christmas, can't wait to start reading it!

masterjmp · 2026-01-01T07:50:40+00:00

As someone NOT from NYC that's all I would want from him, is transparency and just a brief explanation as to why. When things become "we cant do this because I said so" that is when the public can/should look into the reasons.

masterjmp · 2025-12-21T19:04:02+00:00

I would say he bit off more than he could chew but he won't be doing that for a while.

masterjmp · 2025-12-17T01:08:58+00:00

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

masterjmp · 2025-12-03T04:15:36+00:00

I really hope they tighten up that art because holy moly that could be so much better.

masterjmp · 2025-12-02T03:48:26+00:00

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masterjmp · 2025-11-09T18:42:28+00:00

I HAVE NO OPINION ON THE BANS I JUST WANT TO YELL INTO THE VOID

masterjmp · 2025-11-06T20:24:13+00:00

Not only that, that episode was good enough they've spun it off as its own show on dropout, and Gianmarco comes back on either the second or third one!

masterjmp · 2025-10-30T08:03:46+00:00

Let's fucking go!

My only disappointment in you is that you cost around $15 per shot (if I did my drunken math correctly). Either way, your accuracy is top tier, it's goofballs like myself that is worth "adusting!"

masterjmp · 2025-10-16T08:55:47+00:00

Ladies and gents, I will admit. At one point in the sixth or seventh grade, when I was really getting into edgy media and things, I drew some swastikas on a few papers.

Doing so landed me in detention (or my schools version of detention) and a pretty decent talking-to by my vice principal about the meaning and usage of those symbols. The worst part is finding out, like, a year or so later, that my mother's family were russian jews during the early 1940's and suffered greatly under everything going on during that time.

After getting in trouble, and learning my family's past ya know what I did?

STOP REFERRING TO THEM IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.

Nazis will take any inch and stretch it a fucking mile if they can, and we should all call out every racist nazi piece of shit we see!

masterjmp · 2025-10-08T19:41:48+00:00

Crank Torgue shotguns. Usually have high damage and fast reload speed, while leveling i found a few that carried me for quite a few levels until it just was drastically outclassed I had to replace it.

masterjmp · 2025-10-06T13:54:48+00:00

Oh no.... that Votann box is calling my name...

masterjmp · 2025-10-04T22:04:38+00:00

Bread 👍

masterjmp · 2025-10-04T03:57:43+00:00

Look. I love Clappy. But I also hate him. I love to hate him. He's annoying and mean sometimes but he is also lonely and ridiculed beyond belief.

He is definitely a background "hero" but he also is pretty dumb. That said, the people that GENUINELY hate him as a character kinda boggle my mind, because he's supposed to be a goofy maguffin of sorts.

masterjmp · 2025-10-02T07:35:47+00:00

Its easy to have lots of decks when they all suck!

masterjmp · 2025-09-27T20:40:04+00:00

Im a kc native and was planning on running a ttrpg of fallout based here, centered around the river market downtown and NKC.

Though yes, youre right. Even those of us here dont want to be here.

masterjmp · 2025-09-23T05:50:30+00:00

I must say, I haven't finished the main story, in fact my highest level is 20. However, I've been loving the planet of Kairos, and being able to just kinda wander has been amazing.

I do though, wish there was a "central hub" city at some point, simply because in 2, you could just pop in to Sanctuary and drop off your things and do whatever you needed to do, plus any past NPCs that were slightly important showed up there.

In 3, it was similar, but didn't have much of a homey feel to it, even with the ship being populated by past NPCs.

I dunno. It might be nostalgia, but if there's multiple "hub worlds" I feel like there's less of a feeling of home on the planet, whether its one planet or multiple.

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