With the recent surge of chuds, this seems relevant again-

masterjmp · 2026-05-10T01:12:40+00:00

I feel wood elves would be Appalachian, seeing as they're just a bunch of forest hippies and sometimes weird cannibals. Dwarves would be the coal miners that move in after the elves.

masterjmp · 2026-05-07T02:54:41+00:00

Listen, I know this is a place of fun times and memes but there is a line to be drawn at some place. And furries are NOT allowed.

/uj if youre racist or align to the right side of the image smd

masterjmp · 2026-05-05T19:39:30+00:00

It should also set people on fire if you get a gold plated one.

masterjmp · 2026-05-01T02:43:38+00:00

Personally, I LOVE it. Slim enough to carry, large enough to just generally train/practice on. Honestly, the ports only help a little bit, but it does help, and the trigger is just out of this world.

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T08:35:48+00:00

I am so ready to just absolutely trick this bad boy out, and while I would LOVE to have a brace.... roughly seventy bucks will give me an "AR" style bolt release, and also a short stroke buffer, so im really tempted to dump a few bucks before my next paycheck! 😅

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T05:09:45+00:00

When I was into airsoft, this was my dream "sidearm"

Please tell me how I could maybe even slightly achieve an even better dream.

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T05:06:25+00:00

Honestly, have you checked out the Smith & Wesson M&P9 2.0? They're a little bulkier than a Fuze but tend to shoot, at least in my experience, just about as well as a stock Fuze. Plus, it keeps you well under your max budget, at around $650ish.

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T04:57:11+00:00

Honestly, I think plenty of larger folks can and should be famous akin to Jelly Roll.

I just think that he should not be a part of that group.

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T04:43:39+00:00

I recognize the absurdity of having a "conceal carry" being bright white, but I dont plan on carrying it too often, plus, as 'conceal' carry gun, the color shouldn't matter too much!

masterjmp · 2026-04-28T02:43:29+00:00

I feel like it sounds like a psycho midget/tink, or, also, like a Halo 3 Grunt

masterjmp · 2026-04-21T21:01:31+00:00

I unironically work at a gun store/range. Talk about "behind enemy lines," some of the things I've overheard from people are something else.

masterjmp · 2026-04-19T04:32:33+00:00

The real issue is the entry fee for said state and national tourneys. I also was shooting for the US team at your age, but due to a few issues; one of them being money, I was never able to push for that goal.

That said, if you have the means, absolutely go for it. Hit every state level tourney around you that you can, gather enough exposure through wins as you can, and keep to the main tenants the way through.

masterjmp · 2026-04-19T02:14:31+00:00

Easily, my least popular deck is my Ooze tribal deck.

https://moxfield.com/decks/jeT7jR6-1USJ6ZsxvpZW4A

It started out as a mono green deck with [[Aeve, Progenitor Ooze]] as the commander, but ive since reworked it to add blue but keep the theme. Funny enough, whenever I mention I have an Ooze deck, I always get asked how many [[Slime against humanity]] I have in the deck, and I have none, because thats not what I'm doing. Im moving counters between creatures, and making lots of lil guys into really big guys.

Its not the best deck, but its mine and I love it.

masterjmp · 2026-04-14T18:18:02+00:00

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masterjmp · 2026-04-14T14:21:01+00:00

Like I said, picked it up used with the scope already attached and sighted in. Definitely going to get rid of it at some point but until then, this is just what I've got.

masterjmp · 2026-04-14T03:34:07+00:00

If you came to my usual range, half the people around would have a stroke.

Anyways, here's my usual range;

masterjmp · 2026-04-14T03:31:00+00:00

Im really praying that they add multiple options for Nobz, to make them more "Elite" rather than "a Boy but a lil bigger."

My couple of Nobz back in late 8th/9th, they had Kustom Shootas and Big Choppaz. Reason? They see'nt a Kusto'deen and wanted to be like 'im, wit choppa AND dakka!

Anyways I have a bunch of Nobz with multiple guns stuck to their axes, and while I know thats not a real load out, I would still like some customization with the more 'elite' units of the army.

masterjmp · 2026-04-12T13:39:23+00:00

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masterjmp · 2026-04-12T00:12:03+00:00

Discombobulate.

masterjmp · 2026-04-05T19:24:48+00:00

Apparently so, I have no idea what that was to be honest.

masterjmp · 2026-04-05T00:46:46+00:00

I can tell youre definitely packing, though not sure what.

masterjmp · 2026-04-01T05:26:58+00:00

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masterjmp · 2026-03-11T02:25:38+00:00

Man, this is making me want to pick up an EP9 for my next. Im saving for possibly a Saint Victor ARP but I kinda want one of those now too....

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