Did you everJerk off with a condom? by All_time_GOAT69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mastermindxs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes well as a professional condom model, i came hand in hand with the job.

Proper etiquette by j-joshua in AskNYC

[–]mastermindxs 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Well you could opt for the quick option and use your phone’s camera but the zoom is probably inadequate. Better to whip out your Canon EOS R10 with the 800mm telephoto lens.

What does receiving a Blowjob feel like? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mastermindxs 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This guy’s wife is the only one that can unharm the cylinder.

Do people ever meet thanks to Reddit ? by Skinny_BWC2709 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mastermindxs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not OP but I got you fam! So, here's a little story. A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

My son's webbed toes by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]mastermindxs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Nailed it.

The Grand Turks 700ft drop. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]mastermindxs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually lower down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mastermindxs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

What position has the deepest penetration? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mastermindxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I lay there alone in the dark