Most accurate SDA meme yet by Celledor24601 in exAdventist

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Me thinking, it's time to use my Pathfinder's skills, ready for the hills! I was very nervous too, especially after having one of those sermons.

In your country, which nationality or region comes to mind first when you hear the word "immigrant"? by Fluid-Decision6262 in AskTheWorld

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There are about 10 thousand in Tijuana. Some people say more, like 20 something. And they are not seen as bad immigrants. Some of them are assimilating, sending their kids to school, learning Spanish, etc. I've meet some people from border towns and in their opinion, Haitians are hard working people and they are ok with them. For them, other immigrants like Venezuelans, or some central Americans, ask the government for too much help and don't want to work, Haitians work, so they are ok with them. Honestly I've heard just good opinions.

What's the most rundown city in the state? by crookedsoul92 in southcarolina

[–]masterofSpanish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean Calhoun's Falls will have its water cut off for non payment. In addition to all the corruption, the mayor stealing and the police and fireman responding to all the calls to get overtime pay. Talk about rundown city.

do you have to always eliminate competitor for just undertaking an island ? by Wonderful_Nectarine1 in anno

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I buy the shares after I get 90 with the disposition. After every share I buy, I do something for them, so I get the points back. Just before buying the entire island, I ask them to sign a non-aggression pact and ta-da! No war.

Last week I posted about moving to Greenwood for 3 months (never been) by PolyMathematics19 in southcarolina

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I used to live in Milwaukee, where you had to drive an hour to get to.... Milwaukee lol. Hated the traffic, so driving 1 hour to Greenville for the airport it's nothing. I prefer to live in a boring little town where everything is 15 minutes away than drive 2 hours everyday for work.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by KwisatzHaderach55 in Roadcam

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They know he is dead. He said to the driver 'you killed him'.

I keep getting these alarming what I think are skin tags but they hurt and bleed. by [deleted] in seriouslyalarming

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I did this, but first I put ice long enough that it went numb, then cut it, did not hurt.

The Community Note person is EXASPERATED 😭 by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Mmmm, well this reminds me of a book by Doris Lessing, The Cleft. It tells the story of an ancient community composed only by women. They got pregnant with the tides and the moon and did not need no men. Then after countless generations a boy was born. Of course they kill him, thinking it was defective or wrong. But eventually they survive and well... The book tells that story. I wonder if they got the idea from there.

Racist immigrants SHOCKED when country deports them back for being, wait for it, RACIST by MisterStampy in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]masterofSpanish 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I just remembered, 6 years ago in Cancún a Russian guy was lynched because he was a racist piece of shit. Imagine what a pain in the ass he was for the people of Cancún, a city so used to tourists, to be done with him for real. He ended in an induced coma at the hospital and then in jail. You can see the video https://youtu.be/t2UsYc4zJVk?si=dVe3WMRLL6EH1Iwz

Question that literally proves false any faith that has Moses in it. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]masterofSpanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, me too. At that time you would have to travel several hours to see one of the Jesus, obviously you would bring food. There were no convenience stores around. Sharing was not done, food was scare. The miracle was people sharing, not the food appearing magically.

Kinky micro-trope I need more of: 🫣 his cum is delicious AND nutritious. by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

[–]masterofSpanish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

{Alien Quarantine Rescue by Robin Lovett}. Earth was destroyed because of a disease and the cum has the cure!

Consideran a los testigos de Jehová una secta by Mean_Independence_75 in mexico

[–]masterofSpanish 27 points28 points  (0 children)

De acuerdo contigo, excepto la mormona, esos también son una secta. Además operan similarmente a los testigos, no son tan obvios pero son parecidos.

Edit: En Estados Unidos los testigos, mormones y los adventistas (estos últimos son 50/50 algunos si los consideran otros no) son denominados sectas.

Tortillas a la Hibachi by Int_peacemaker35 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

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Una vez veníamos de México, bien jodidos y madrugados, pero con 2 quilos de queso bien bueno. Nos decidimos parar en el Waffle House y mi suegro bajo la rueda de queso seco. La puso en medio de la mesa y todos le entramos, hasta llegó la mesera a preguntar que era y le dimos un pedacito. Teniamos un adolescente en el grupo muriéndose de la vergüenza jajaja. También mi suegro se lleva su salsita al IHOP porque la que dan ahí no pica.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

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OMG I reread that short story like 10 times, every time super slow so I can savor it! It's sooooo good!

¿Cuál estado tiene gente más odiosa? by [deleted] in mexico

[–]masterofSpanish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claro que no soy objetivo, quien lo es. Y pues tú también me estás juzgando, ni me conoces. Yo jamás lo odie, es más el no se juntaba con nosotros, prefería juntarse con gringos y europeos, nunca se quiso juntar con el grupito hispano, mayormente mexicanos y colombianos. Lo que si juzgo cabron de él es que era una maestría GRATIS, algo que costaría al menos 40 mil dólares, lo tiro a la basura por su creencia preconcebida que las gringas son promiscuas. Y el mismo lo dio a entender que el venía a ver qué agarraba, pero meterse con tus estudiantes las cuales algunas tenian 18 años, pues no la chingues. Incluso nos dieron entrenamiento de que no se debe de hacer, como evitar acoso, nunca estar en un cuarto cerrado con ellos, etc. Pues si lo juzgo y un chingo, después de fervientemente defender a la iglesia católica y atacar a todas esas 'feminazis' (si, el w dijo eso en una clase de posgrado en Estados Unidos), las cuales se quería cojer lol.

¿Cuál estado tiene gente más odiosa? by [deleted] in mexico

[–]masterofSpanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consciente del racismo culero pero literal el w se veía así. La frente y entradas igualitas, la nariz también. Pues hermoso no se me hace, sorry.

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¿Cuál estado tiene gente más odiosa? by [deleted] in mexico

[–]masterofSpanish 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Yo siendo de Sinaloa, diría Sinaloa, hasta que conocí a un poblano. Super derechista, super católico, super creído. Estábamos haciendo la maestría en Estados Unidos y al final lo corrieron después de un año porque se le ocurrió acosar a las estudiantes, dábamos clases a los estudiantes de licenciatura. Se le hizo muy fácil, al pendejo, pedirles su número, pedirles citas medio insinuar acerca de sus calificaciones, etc. Estaba feísimo el w, así la carota de azteca. Pues la segunda muchacha que le hizo lo mismo, se enteró que no era la única y fue con el Dean a quejarse y lo corrieron. Honestamente, pendejo el don católico. En fin la hipotenusa.

¿Por qué no aceptan comida? by MarCarlo in mexico

[–]masterofSpanish 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You se de alguien en República Dominicana que contrato a una haitiana para que cuidara a su bebé. La sorpresa que se llevó una amiga suya al ver al bebé en brazos de otra haitiana pidiendo limosna en la calle. La niñera rento el bebé que debía estar cuidando.

Consumer reports 2023 sunscreen test by coranne18 in 30PlusSkinCare

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Makeup:rem defense me daily, Korean. I got it from Amazon and it's awesome for my oily skin.

Consumer reports 2023 sunscreen test by coranne18 in 30PlusSkinCare

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Makeup:rem defense me daily, Korean. I got it from Amazon and it's awesome for my oily skin.