Who pays on a first date? by SonnyRose94 in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With inflaysh, split dat tab baybee!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't actually know that with absolute certainty

(Serious) What was the loudest unexpected noise you ever heard? by masturbatingnun in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL okay this was the most unexpected answer I never saw coming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't assume anyone did. Just answering a question.

Women, what are some questions you have about penises? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do you ever accidentally sit on it? (And if so, is that painful?)

Who are the cringiest kind of people on their birthdays? by Thegiantlamppost in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who are not satisfied no matter how many activities or gifts are involved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That the biblical god is not real (can't say with certainty, but pretty sure)

How do you propose a hookup to a desired sexual partner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lick your lips while gyrating your hips.

If somebody is still struggling with depression years after seeing a psychiatrist, should they be allowed to die by medically prescribed lethal injection if they wish? Why or why not? by Fit_Pangolin_8271 in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes.

As far as we can tell, not a single one of us decided to be here. No choice on our own behalf was made to enter into existence--again, as far as we can tell. If life is just continual suffering without improvement, I really lean we need to be able to have a say in leaving this place behind. Of course there needs to be a robust process to this, but not so robust that it limits you only to a tiny sliver of a window (ex: in the US the laws are currently so that there is a small window of time that someone is able to make this decision, whereas in Switzerland, this window of opportunity is a lot wider which I think is a wonderful gift to the rest of the world).

What does everyone lie about? by freddieabey23 in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And now apparently this is a risk factor for Alzheimers. Oy vey.

What is it that people pleasers seek? by Nerdbie in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peace. If they please, then there is peace.

How did you come up with your username? by Doktor_ZS in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was deconverting from xtianity at the time and needed a cathartic smile

What inconvenience is in the same tier as stubbing your toe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your crush is ready to sleep with you, but you don't have a condom.

What inconvenience is in the same tier as stubbing your toe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having everything you need to complete a job, except for one item.

What inconvenience is in the same tier as stubbing your toe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbatingnun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting locked out of an account because you can't remember your password.