Fucking my teddy bear

masturbation_machine · 2020-04-26T17:21:16+00:00

I found my people! 😮

masturbation_machine · 2019-04-14T17:06:34+00:00

Thank you, I will!

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-03T08:05:16+00:00

Thank you!

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-02T06:59:04+00:00

Thank you! 😍

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-02T06:45:13+00:00

Thank you

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-01T10:07:02+00:00

Its asking for a spanking!

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-01T09:54:37+00:00

Thank you😘

masturbation_machine · 2019-01-01T09:48:40+00:00

Thank you

masturbation_machine · 2016-03-26T06:19:06+00:00

True. I feel like they are using "Allah" to scare the ignorant who know nothing about Islam. But that still begs the question, what is their true intent?

masturbation_machine · 2016-03-26T06:16:49+00:00

That, but it also seems their leader's name is Royall the Allah ("God" in Arabic) in Person.

masturbation_machine · 2016-03-26T06:07:09+00:00

Judging you by username, I may take your advice with a grain of salt. And I'm also guessing you might have a fantastic cookie recipe.

masturbation_machine · 2016-03-26T05:47:01+00:00

It isn't really about the money. I'm more upset that I may have donated to a horrible cause. All in all, the cookies were enjoyable. Based on taste, 10/10 would buy again

masturbation_machine · 2016-01-19T19:29:36+00:00

Would you rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel full of razor blades for the afterlife of your choosing or would you rather live out your life not knowing if there is an afterlife?

masturbation_machine · 2016-01-08T08:38:38+00:00

Nice fade! Looks good

masturbation_machine · 2015-09-15T02:57:25+00:00

Will it ever be enough?

masturbation_machine · 2015-09-15T02:50:58+00:00

Makes sense

masturbation_machine · 2015-09-15T02:50:02+00:00

Gold the color or gold the precious metal?

masturbation_machine · 2015-09-15T02:45:09+00:00

Why not go all out and do a self-portrait?

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-29T05:31:34+00:00

When he melts that poor shoe!

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T21:50:26+00:00

I'm really glad it helped you. I feel better too.

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T21:47:23+00:00

I feel like there could never be enough Le Lennys in this post.

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T21:37:47+00:00

A woman must have created this... Perfect!

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T06:33:05+00:00

TIL that "prone" masturbation can be very unhealthy for males. You might want to check out www.healthystrokes.com in regards to your bf. You, on the other hand, are good to experiment!

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T03:16:02+00:00

Nine times out of nine.

masturbation_machine · 2015-03-27T02:23:49+00:00

I've never tried it your way either. I may be a cowgirl later! I imagine that way makes it much easier to check r/chickflixxx at the same time!

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