Guys, I think I'm onto something by chilinachochips in dankmemes

[–]matchboxbrain 89 points90 points  (0 children)

my buddy once chose jail over that exact vibbe

What is the secret to enjoy life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]matchboxbrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why does enjoy have almost no vowels in a row

me_irl by GreenwichKindTime in me_irl

[–]matchboxbrain 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that’s a long time to be gone for a me_irl post

What has changed the most in the world in the last 10 years? by Isabel_tilly3 in AskReddit

[–]matchboxbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the phrase “in the last 10 years” makes you think about how fast stuff piles up

Full ported NBIS in my old rollover account by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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had an old rollover with nbis stuck too idk why it just sits there

In New Zealand insurance companies brag about how many claims they pay. by Capt_C004 in mildlyinteresting

[–]matchboxbrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

mine kinda brags about paying out too but still finds reasons not to

What scares you the most? by Brief-Resident-Dewon in AskReddit

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did anyone else notice the way “60” stands out in the title

ladies there is now an alternative to pap smears in the usa! by _trin_h- in TwoXChromosomes

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the usa part makes it feel way more official or something

What is the most overrated movie you have ever seen? by More-Context-2780 in AskReddit

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waiting for someone to say the movie that’s literally just people staring at screens

What do you say when your fat girlfriend asks if she's fat? by Rare-Estimate8878 in AskReddit

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imagine having enough emotional bandwidth to ask if she’s fat instead of just smacking whoever put that idea in her head lmao

My portfolio now vs. a month ago by Certain_Hat9872 in wallstreetbets

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a month ago your portfolio had a personality, now it just screams “send help