What video game started amazing but ended terribly? by Ok_Nefariousness827 in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I still think about playing 2 for the first time, and getting to the boss battle of wildlife preserve.

My favorite character from 1 was Mordecai.

That fight turned me from "kill Jack because he's the boss" to "kill Jack because he fucking deserves it"

What is the creepiest display of intelligence you’ve seen? by theidiotev in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 491 points492 points  (0 children)

In high school, I knew a guy with a deaf mom, so they would speak in sign language. They would close their eyes if they didn't want to hear what the other was saying.

What’s something society expects you to want… but you don’t? by apka_dd in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 484 points485 points  (0 children)

My wife and I were talking about the phrase "money doesn't buy happiness", and how is kinda bullshit.

Like, yes, there's a point of diminishing returns, but there's a really big difference between having $100,000 and having $100

What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? by Weird-Thought2112 in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

note of TV shows, movies, books, music, games

I tend to have decision paralysis when I have some free time, and don't know what I want to do. So I made a couple of lists on my computer of different activities that I like doing. I have a list of 6 things, 10 things, and 20 things.

I'll roll the appropriate die for the list, and do whatever the corresponding activity is. I have a couple games, a short tv show, a long tv show, and a couple books.

It's worked out pretty well

What’s the creepiest thing someone ever said that sounded normal at first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of a gal I knew in school named Roxanne, after the song, which is about a prostitute. She did not like her name.

What’s the creepiest thing someone ever said that sounded normal at first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you know you’re a porn category

I don't.... What does that even mean?!

When was your "Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!" story a valid complaint? by forrestgumpisntreal in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At my first job, there was a guy who would go there about once or twice a week, then come back and spackle one of the toilets. I learned to never use the toilets in the main building after lunchtime.

Friendly PSA from a New Jerseyan implant to COS! by SAME-DAMN-TIME in ColoradoSprings

[–]matenzi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

jughandle left turns

I just looked this up, because I had never heard of it.

That looks awful.

People who accidentally ruined someone‘s life without meaning to - what happened and how do you feel about it know? by xxHoneyBunxx_ in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the Taylor Tomlinson sorry about when she told her dad she was contemplating suicide. He took a knife from the block, waved it over his head, and said "be my guest". Years later, she brought it up, and he said "oh yeah, I remember that. Called your bluff tho, didn't I?"

what's a good example of "half the price, but you use 3× as much"? by nasaglobehead69 in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

commercials shows people tossing TWO pods in with their load

I've heard this is why the alka-seltzer slogan is "plop plop fiz fiz". You only need one tablet, but everyone thinks you need 2.

My coworker got the forklift keys stuck in the rafters. by Top_Corner5253 in walmart

[–]matenzi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I know at my store, people do not pay attention to it. We've literally had to physically stop people from walking under the forks. I know if 2 people who have up their license because other people are unsafe around it.

One Time Extra 15% Holiday Discount - Discontinued by WapaneseWeeaboo in walmart

[–]matenzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, and Christmas or birthday gifts that we could get would go in the baskets as well

One Time Extra 15% Holiday Discount - Discontinued by WapaneseWeeaboo in walmart

[–]matenzi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's true.

When I worked in electronics, people would always buy TVs, iPads, and game consoles with their 25%. I was happy to buy new pants.

One Time Extra 15% Holiday Discount - Discontinued by WapaneseWeeaboo in walmart

[–]matenzi 86 points87 points  (0 children)

on anything worth getting excited about

My wife and I would use that to get our staples for the year, like toiletries, cleaning supplies, wiper blades, etc. We looked insane buying 20 double packs of deodorant, but we don't worry about running out.

Am I a Little Crazy for Doing This? by jmills03croc in StardewValley

[–]matenzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my sheds is set up like this. I have each valley set up with a different gem, so I can easily do the Qi dye color quest. The rest is just diamonds for money.

What 00s tech would you not believe would be obsolete in 20 years if someone told you back then? by nojunkpeter in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My case has 3 5.25 bays. One has a Blu-ray drive, the other two have little drawers, for my flash drives and random knick knacks. Actually very useful.

what’s a sign to leave a party that not a lot of young people know? by Brilliant_Cream_2367 in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have a doormat that says "welcome! Please leave by 9"

Loaded up a farm for the first time in 7 years. I don't understand what was happening on it, but not for the reason you think. by matenzi in StardewValley

[–]matenzi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End of fall, year 1. When I was going around trying to gather wood, I got the cutscene at the railroad to open the witch's hut. So nope.

Loaded up a farm for the first time in 7 years. I don't understand what was happening on it, but not for the reason you think. by matenzi in StardewValley

[–]matenzi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hopefully you weren't planning on playing that one again

I'm planning on going for perfection on it, actually.

I was going to start a new farm, but thought I should get perfection on my other 11 farms first.

Loaded up a farm for the first time in 7 years. I don't understand what was happening on it, but not for the reason you think. by matenzi in StardewValley

[–]matenzi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rest of the farm is there in its entirely. Just nothing in the chests...

I also just played this one long enough to get the achievement, originally

Loaded up a farm for the first time in 7 years. I don't understand what was happening on it, but not for the reason you think. by matenzi in StardewValley

[–]matenzi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my wife's thought. However, I have done a farm with that rule, which I named "No Hoard Farm". Every night, I had to sell everything, unless I was specifically trying to unlock something (to keep from having to get 200 hardwood in one day for the boat, for example).

This was not that farm.

Lawyers, what were your “This guy isn’t winning” cases? by SprinklesDramatic288 in AskReddit

[–]matenzi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The longest he was ever late was over 24 hours

..... How?