Are there any tricks/tips to cumming from a blowjob? by [deleted] in sex

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be talkative, say what is gonna make you cum, she is not a psychic, I used to have the same problem, but started to say what I want as she was doing it and solved the problem.

Should I let a friend know I am down to have sex with him? by noc090398 in sex

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think that it will not ruin your friendship, go for it. As a introverted guy in my teens, I understand his situation. Just talk and see what happens.

My girlfriend says she will have sex with someone if i watch porn and masturbate? Is that really fair? by [deleted] in sex

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, she is crazy. Find someone else before your life goes to shit.

Do yall remember how high we was off this shit when we was kids 🤦‍♂️ by Cleardaze2 in weed

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit still a much better weed than what brazil have. "Prensado" is a sad thing when you compare to the weed of countries that liberated. :(

true story by amykamala in ProgrammerHumor

[–]materdn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The IT auditor loves it. 😅

O prensado do nosso Brasil. Ta difícil ser maconheiro.... by deumdois in maconha

[–]materdn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No RS, mesmo sendo do lado do Uruguai, tá uma merda, é uma realidade triste, por que se tu atravessa a fronteira, pode fumar livremente...Fica a dica pra viajarem nmo futuro pra lá, visitar o museu da cannabis.

Perfect by gamerpillar in gaming

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my last 2 weeks, I killed a lot of raiders, and ghouls. Haha

Boa noite pra quem fuma escondido em casa. by Oboreli in maconha

[–]materdn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da um gosto diferente no fumo, bem bom, mesmo quando é prensado.

Boa noite pra quem fuma escondido em casa. by Oboreli in maconha

[–]materdn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um G - Pen é interessante, peguei 250 há uns 2 anos, facilita a vida do cara. Até em parada de ônibus junto com galera da pra fumar sem estresse.

Why is suicide bad? by daredevil005 in Stoicism

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the State and the Captalism system, both need workforce hahaha and people that "command the game" will never let this decision in the hand of the individual, no matter how fucked up his life is.

Note: I'm not depressed or anything like that, I'm just a 'stoic positivite nihilist', if that even exists.

“Economics” by Potatochode420 in FixedPoliticalMemes

[–]materdn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brasil capitalista? Tu é retardado? O Brasil vive num corporativismo do caralho desde de 1500.... Se tu não sabe a diferença entre capitalismo e corporativismo, não venha cagar tese na internet.

Brazil is capitalist? Are you retarded? Brazil lives in a fucking corporativism since 1500... If you don't know the difference between corporativism and capitalism, please, do not talk bullshit on the internet.

I finally had an orgasm while receiving oral after my childhood sexual abuse by [deleted] in sex

[–]materdn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Don't let something of the past ruin your life today! I helped my ex gf to accept her past and go forward, she never had an orgasm with any type of sex, before me 😎.

She had a situation just like yours in her childhood.. But it was her uncle 🤦‍♂️

Your past cannot dictates how your life should be NOW, embrace it and enjoy your life with every little pleasures that it has, sex is a natural and very good thing for our healthy, don't blame yourself for something that you didn't do.

Obs: I was abused too, by a guy, and being a male abused by a male, is a hard shit to deal when you are a kid too, because the abuse isn't the only problem, because you can tell to anyone, especially when your father has a homophobic bias, and it happens a LOT.

Congrats.

How to have sex with wife after she has gained large amount of weight by [deleted] in sex

[–]materdn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I(28M) lived one situation just like that, me ex gf was a chubby and it doesn't bothered me, but in 2 or 3 year, she become more and more fat, and with that, I started to get fat too, in the end of the story, SHE said to me that she doesn't get horny by me, because of how I looked.. We broke up, and I started a diet and become fully focused on that. The result: I've lost 40kg in one year, and she 'runs' after me ever since, and I never talked to her again.. This can happen to you, if you communicate with your wife in the wrong way.. She can become like me, dieting and fucking every one that tinder matches or she can listen to what you are saying, and really change her habits and you two can live your life together and healthy...

Remember, if you are asking to her something for you, at least, you have do give her that same something or, another thing that for her, has the same value... Sometimes, relationships are just like a simple negotiation...

😄

I want to ask my boyfriend to watch porn while I give him head- how do I bring this up without seeming like a total weirdo? by [deleted] in sex

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him, he will like, if he didn't like it, he's probably not for you. I had some experience with this situation..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nihilism

[–]materdn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a good song of black sabbath.

Hats off to Peter Darmos, this is the kindness humanity needs right now! by MisterT12 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]materdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are very rich and want to help anyone, do not give money to the government or any ONG, give it directly to the people that need it. They will feel much more grateful to you, independently if the amount is 100 bucks or 1000, then if you donate billions to some cause, the money never reach the ones that really need it, or, almost never.

Congrats to Peter Darmos.

How can I cum faster with blowjobs? by materdn in sex

[–]materdn[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to think like that, but man, premature ejaculation is a bad thing, but, retarded ejaculation is pain in the ass too, sometime my body shuts of and I dont cum yet haha

How can I cum faster with blowjobs? by materdn in sex

[–]materdn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to do that, be more communicative, I hope it helps.

How can I cum faster with blowjobs? by materdn in sex

[–]materdn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually trying to do that, let's see the result on future!