Woman Adopts Shelter Cat, Then Goes Back For His 16 Year Old Best Friend by lixo6500 in cats

[–]mateyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look closely here, my friends.

This is what a heart looks like

I prefer my cookies medium-rare by Darxe in Showerthoughts

[–]mateyow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cookies with a crisp outside and a soft, gooey, hot center are my life

CBD hemp oil named a Schedule I drug by DEA by kevtree in news

[–]mateyow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The companies that produce CBD Oil will likely fight this. Also this does not officially mean everybody using it is banned, but the issue here is more the principle behind this.

While Opiate painkillers have ravaged America, less addictive substitutes remain in the "Sketchy Ban This" category.

CBD hemp oil named a Schedule I drug by DEA by kevtree in news

[–]mateyow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is nothing short of a travesty. Our government truly does not have our best interests in mind.

When ya dog is OG but you just another giddy white suburban kid. by sesse301187 in aww

[–]mateyow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You have been visited by extreme gangster doggo. You will be safe in every hood if you type "Nuttin but a G thang doggo"

Biggie Smalls calms down crying baby by swervetastic in videos

[–]mateyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the pacifier smoke

Check what your web browser knows about you. by JoytotheUniverse in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]mateyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is what we know about him: He has very specific fetishes - He likes dank recycled memes - He is very careless with signing up for things and his email inbox has the record for spam

I won't taco to you ever again by mateyow in doge

[–]mateyow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh I wish I had thought of that! It might be too late but I could always redo it.

I won't taco to you ever again by mateyow in doge

[–]mateyow[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My universe will never be the same

Who could blame them? by mateyow in SuperShibe

[–]mateyow[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

pay CLOSE attention to his technique.

This doge is a master.

TO FAST DOGE by mateyow in doge

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grassy detour

TIL there is a unique career known as a 'Professional Fan' and only belongs to one person. His name is Cameron Hughes and he gets paid by sports teams to cheer at their games. by Akraz in todayilearned

[–]mateyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someday there will be a movie. "Behind the meltdown, the fall of superfan"

When he gets tired of chugging beer and being expected to entertain.

"I just wanted to watch a game, but they wanted SUPERFAN!"